Just Chatting - Take 3

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Posted on April 24, 2015, 4:02 p.m. by Didgeridooda

Third time's a charm.

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Scorprix says... #1

Ha, thanks man. I remember reading a post by you involving your wife buying you duel lands and shit for christmas or your birthday or something. Your wife loves you, and I hope you know that. Unless she meets VampireArmy. He's here to fuck you wife. MTG is also probably the fastest way to my heart, but my friends who like it are all guys. I live in Winchester MA. Is that near you? It's pretty North-West of Boston.

May 26, 2015 10:19 p.m.

why does everyone live in MA?

May 26, 2015 10:21 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #3

May 26, 2015 10:22 p.m.

Nef says... #4

Scorprix - VA lives like 40 minutes away I'd say.

May 26, 2015 10:25 p.m.

Nef says... #5

MA is clearly the superior state ;)

May 26, 2015 10:25 p.m.

Nef says... #6

Scorprix - Actually it'd be like 20-30 now that I think of it.

May 26, 2015 10:27 p.m.

who wants to here a mildly offensive joke?

May 26, 2015 11:16 p.m.

klone13 says... #8

no one

May 26, 2015 11:17 p.m.

Scorprix says... #9

Not unless it's 'laugh-my-ass-off' funny.

May 26, 2015 11:19 p.m.

NoPantsParade says... #10

No.

May 26, 2015 11:19 p.m.

Nef says... #11

I'm going to bed before I see this joke because I know Derp will post it no matter what.

May 26, 2015 11:21 p.m.

NoPantsParade says... #12

And, gnarlicide, thanks for that gnarly write up on everything. I appreciate it. I'm gonna have to check out those places. Unfortunately there are no shops around Charlotte that support Modern on a weekly basis. Once a month about 45 minutes out in an area off 485 under construction that's known for being congested with traffic isn't worth it for me.

May 26, 2015 11:29 p.m.

Mortem says... #13

DERPLINGSUPREME

You need to stop. We can report you for being a nuisance to constructive or healthy conversation. Don't get too comfortable, and DON'T push your rights too far, or they will certainly be revoked.

May 26, 2015 11:37 p.m.

xzzane says... #14

Well that came a little out of nowhere.

May 26, 2015 11:46 p.m.

Scorprix says... #15

Nah, I'm with Mortem here. Like 90% of deeps posts are all shit posts, and they inflate the forums. He's even gotten in trouble with epoch and yeago on multiple occasions for being a prick.

May 26, 2015 11:50 p.m.

xzzane says... #16

I completely agree that most of Derp's posts are meaningless and detract from the forums at large. I just didn't see what he was posting that in response to.

May 26, 2015 11:53 p.m.

Scorprix says... #17

He watches the forums for fun. He's my best friend IRL, but he's been almost completely inactive for 3-4 months, but he comments and deckcycles sometimes.

I think he was just fed up, and decided to respond to derps post since derp was going to share a bad joke even though everyone told him not to.

May 26, 2015 11:59 p.m.

was. I asked. I never posted it.

good night.

May 27, 2015 12:01 a.m.

Scorprix says... #19

Everyone knows you were planning on it.

May 27, 2015 12:03 a.m.

Mortem, you need to lay the fuck off Derp. Read through the last pages of comments on JC thread. Has Derp done anything wrong? And don't answer this with evidence of things he's said in the past, I want you to tell me if he as done anything wrong in the last few pages of the JC thread. Has he? No, he fucking hasn't. Oh, and the JC thread isn't your own little world, bud. There are multiple conversations going on at once, you have no authority nor any right to dictate what conversations are going on here. We all have free reign to start up new topics whenever we want, so calm your fucking tits. Lastly, "don't push your rights too far"? I have three words for you: Go fuck yourself. Here you are, telling Derp not to push his rights to far, and you yourself are both threatening and blackmailing him. I look for no discussion, and no argument. This post goes for others too, but you are the only I see actually threatening him. Good day to you sir/madame. * tips off hat *

Sorry Epoch, yea Savior, and Chief; but, Derp's previous actions give no right to users to threaten or blackmail him over behavior, in my eyes, only admins have the right to warn people/ revoke privileges. While I know that Mortem's silly comment would have caused no actual reprimendation against Derp, he/she does indeed need to calm his/her tits. Kinda like I do, but I'm calm now.

:)

May 27, 2015 12:06 a.m.

Good night.

May 27, 2015 12:08 a.m.

VampireArmy says... #22

I'm Tyrone. Fuck this drama. I'm here to fuck somebody's wife! Long dick style

May 27, 2015 12:11 a.m.

kyuuri117 says... #23

enter image description here

May 27, 2015 12:17 a.m.

Scorprix says... #24

Long dick style.

May 27, 2015 12:19 a.m.

Mortem says... #25

Crap. Just spent a while making a long response, and when I clicked preview comment my browser crashed.

Either way, I'll just summarize what I wrote NoviceMagician:

That was not even close to blackmail. That was informing him that if he kept doing irelivant and annoying things, he's going to get in trouble again, not with me, but with others. And has he shitposted in the past few pages? Only a bit, but this is exactly how a streak starts. I was telling him that I can't do anything, there are others who can, and do, and I thought he should just know what many people think about that. Sorry about the commotion everyone, I'll be on my way. I would like to say that how I acted is not usually me, I just realized he was probably going to start ALL over again, and decided to simply tell him to stop, since he's pretty much the only one who causes these types problems.

And for future reference, I'm a guy.

May 27, 2015 12:51 a.m. Edited.

VampireArmy says... #26

Mortem You don't have to go :c I'm sure you're normally cool peoples.

May 27, 2015 12:58 a.m.

Scorprix says... #27

I have to go too. Good night everyone! Sweet dreams.

Except you epoch, you ruined my username, so I hope you get sleep deprivation.

Jk, even villains deserve a good night's sleep. : )

May 27, 2015 1:02 a.m.

Mortem says... #28

Thanks VampireArmy. I just lashed out a bit unnecessarily there for a bit. I love this site, but almost every time I check out the comment stream, someone has something weird going on.

May 27, 2015 1:21 a.m.

VampireArmy says... #29

That's very true.

May 27, 2015 1:22 a.m.

Would you plebs go to bed? I'm too drunk for this.

Also, my font appears because I'm a wizard. Or something.

May 27, 2015 1:27 a.m. Edited.

VampireArmy says... #31

Don't tell me what to do

long dick style

May 27, 2015 1:28 a.m.

You ain't telling me shit about long dick style. I've had the cops called because the neighbors thought it was domestic abuse.

Go to sleep.

May 27, 2015 1:31 a.m.

Scorprix says... #33

I'm really short so...:

Proportionately Average Style

May 27, 2015 1:31 a.m.

VampireArmy says... #34

technically it was domestic abuse

abuse that poosaaaay

May 27, 2015 1:32 a.m.

tooTimid says... #35

Have we reached the point in the night where it's appropriate to talk about penis size?

May 27, 2015 1:34 a.m.

xzzane says... #36

Apparently we have.

May 27, 2015 1:35 a.m.

Scorprix says... #37

Oh yea? Well I can assure you that you certainly don't get as much pussy as this guy.

May 27, 2015 1:36 a.m.

xzzane says... #38

I knew it was going to be that, and yet I still clicked on it.

May 27, 2015 1:38 a.m.

tooTimid says... #39

I just made myself a huge thing of popcorn and brought Return of the King down from the shelf. That's about as hard as I party.

May 27, 2015 1:38 a.m.

VampireArmy says... #40

aint got shit on Tyrone

May 27, 2015 1:39 a.m.

Scorprix says... #41

It's 1:40 in the morning. I've barely started my homework. I'm SOOOOO fucked.

May 27, 2015 1:41 a.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #42

First day of work and I'm already regretting not trying harder to get into some form of prostitution instead of having to deal with 4 hour long commutes >.>

May 27, 2015 1:41 a.m.

Scorprix says... #43

Office work is like brain prostitution.

Mind Blown=Giving Brain=Mind Fuck

Holy Fuck-Nuggets, what have I done.

May 27, 2015 1:43 a.m. Edited.

VampireArmy says... #44

omfg watching my girlfriend play Fallout 3 and a deathclaw came out of nowhere in the distance so she gets ready to fight it...

as she approaches it, it flies up into the air until it disappears then reappears several feet away. It does this about 3 times. The third time a fucking raider sat there trying to shoot it out of the sky. I laughed so damn hard

May 27, 2015 1:45 a.m.

tooTimid says... #45

Classes start at 8:45 for me tomorrow and I have exams all of next week. I know what I should be doing, but Cockatrice isn't going to itself.

May 27, 2015 1:46 a.m.

tooTimid says... #46

Open itself... I meant open itself.... I should go to bed.

May 27, 2015 1:47 a.m.

Scorprix says... #47

We really should.

May 27, 2015 1:50 a.m.

xzzane says... #48

I've been staying up until around 4 in the morning lately and sleeping in. And by sleeping in I mean as long as my dog decides I need to have slept and barges in (he figured out how to open my door) and pushes me out of my bed.

May 27, 2015 1:51 a.m.

TheHroth says... #49

I changed my look guys!

It just hasn't loaded totally yet.

Silly site is slow.

May 27, 2015 1:52 a.m. Edited.

xzzane says... #50

I like the blue.

May 27, 2015 1:52 a.m.

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