Just Chatting - Take 3

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Posted on April 24, 2015, 4:02 p.m. by Didgeridooda

Third time's a charm.

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ChiefBell says... #1

elpokitolama - You are making the 'should / ought to' fallacy. People aren't commodities that you 'win' by being good or bad. No girl or boy or anyone should or ought to be your friend or partner because you can do this or you can do that. It's irrelevant. People don't work like that. You are treating them like machines. That may be part of the problem.

May 27, 2015 6:32 p.m.

Scorprix says... #2

Here's another one: How to be Funny!

May 27, 2015 6:36 p.m.

NoviceMagician says... #3

Well, at this point, to me sandstorm is more of just a running joke. I think it has some worth, but it is mostly just like a running gag on YouTube.

May 27, 2015 6:37 p.m.

elpokitolama says... #4

You're all making sense! @Chief that's right, completely right...

@Diddy Jerry Doodle: I guess there's no other solutions. I definitely will, and the faster the better. It's time for me to grow up, and stop having those kind of cry-baby excuses!

About music: dem sandstorms trolls. Yeah, dragonstorm would need a lot of work and would need to be played each part separately from the others... Can't do bass+rythm+solo here, even rythm alone is... Wow x)

May 27, 2015 6:48 p.m.

Runlue says... #5

Dude, just learn that song as a project, keep yourself busy for a few... years. LOL

May 27, 2015 6:49 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #6

I object to this objectifying objectification of my object of affection

May 27, 2015 6:50 p.m.

Epochalyptik says... #7

Lama, none of the things you listed are reasons to date someone. You said absolutely nothing about what kind of person you are or why you think you'd be a match. You don't "win" people by having random skills here and there.

May 27, 2015 6:51 p.m.

VA, that sentence is almost as bad as "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

May 27, 2015 6:53 p.m.

Sagarys says... #9

Seriously, ladies (or anyone, for that matter) aren't nearly as complicated as you're making them out to be. Do you know what most girls want from a guy? For them to be nice, generally non-threatening, and bonus if you're funny. They're just people man. They want the same stuff you do.

May 27, 2015 6:54 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #10

Epochalyptik - shit son. We used almost the exact same wording.

May 27, 2015 6:54 p.m.

Sagarys says... #11

You want to know how my lady and I bonded and eventually got together? A mutual enjoyment of gin drinks and Futurama. Ice broken, we met up, good game - now I'm planning a wedding.

May 27, 2015 6:57 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #12

Guys you forgot step one:Be attractive

May 27, 2015 6:58 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #13

And that's GG.

May 27, 2015 6:58 p.m.

the hells happening thats setting off my notifications so bad?

May 27, 2015 6:59 p.m.

Runlue says... #15

Uh oh, shitstorm incoming.

Ah crap, I swore.

SOMEONE CLEANSE ME OF MY WRONGDOINGS.

May 27, 2015 6:59 p.m.

Sagarys says... #16

That doesn't hurt, VampireArmy. But it isn't a requirement either. Just means you have to be funny lol.

May 27, 2015 7:01 p.m.

Vamp: attractiveness is subjective.

Also. We're not that intimidating. I'm not gonna make fun of somebody for asking me on a date or if I have a boyfriend.

May 27, 2015 7:02 p.m.

Chief and Epoch hit the nail on the head. You sound like an accomplished kid, Llama, but it's not a reason that a chick should date you.

May 27, 2015 7:02 p.m.

hello? anyone?

May 27, 2015 7:06 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #20

Was joke. Only shallow people go strictly for looks...but maintaining yourself well does come with perks. Makes your more approachable at least. Gets the ball rolling sometimes

May 27, 2015 7:06 p.m.

I have to agree with tibs on both points. I'm a guy, but still...

May 27, 2015 7:07 p.m.

Ah yes please no neckbeards and please shower daily lol

May 27, 2015 7:09 p.m.

Sagarys says... #23

Lol yeah, maintain the bare minimum for socially acceptable hygiene at least. And if you don't, don't bitch when no one loves you. Take a shower, smelly!

May 27, 2015 7:10 p.m. Edited.

VampireArmy says... #24

Tibs i will grow a neckbeard, ride my mlp pillow to your house bow to you and tip my trilby as i say "mlady would you grace my humble pressance with your subtle beauty on this mount tonight?"

May 27, 2015 7:11 p.m.

Scorprix says... #25

If she is dating someone, she would probably feel complimented that someone asked her out! Bro, just do it, and trust me, it's worth it!

May 27, 2015 7:11 p.m.

Runlue says... #26

Oh crap, that reminds me...

I need to take a shower.

May 27, 2015 7:12 p.m.

Didgeridooda says... #27

.Aliens. is the pied-piper of neck-beards. He is the ruler of them all. He could raise a neck-beard army if it he so desired.

Wondering if he will see this. I do actually call him the Neck-beard Whisperer. Maybe someone will write a book about him one day.

PS, still can not believe that game of Catan...

May 27, 2015 7:13 p.m.

Sagarys says... #28

Let's math this:

Chance of you getting to date her if you don't ask her: 0%

Chance of you getting to date her if you do ask her: > 0%

That's infinity man. Doesn't get any bigger than infinity.

May 27, 2015 7:13 p.m.

xzzane says... #29

Lol Vamp knows how to get all the ladies.

May 27, 2015 7:14 p.m.

....

May 27, 2015 7:16 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #31

Bro one look at my steed and those panties hit the floor

May 27, 2015 7:18 p.m.

Runlue says... #32

TO THE QUOTE WALL WITH YOU.

May 27, 2015 7:18 p.m.

How hard is it to get into the top 100? Tired of being a deckling, I'm trying to figure out which is more work, employing some hacks to "change" my title, or make posts until I hit top 100.

May 27, 2015 7:19 p.m.

its kinda hard. just make sure to look at random decks a lot and suggest things.

May 27, 2015 7:20 p.m.

Hacks it is then.

May 27, 2015 7:27 p.m.

Runlue says... #36

abadmagicplayer100 pls

May 27, 2015 7:29 p.m.

kyuuri117 says... #37

I don't quite think anyone here understands just how quickly i'd die of laughter if I ever saw someone doing what VA just described. They'd be writing my obituary the next morning.

Also, if anyone is interested, here is Coldplay fucking around with the cast members of Game of Thrones, writing a musical and singing said parodies. It's pretty awkward and bad at first but keep watching

May 27, 2015 7:30 p.m.

Runlue: I am a programmer and student. I am efficient (read: lazy) by nature.

May 27, 2015 7:32 p.m.

kyuuri117 says... #39

Rastafarian Targaryen lmao

May 27, 2015 7:33 p.m.

Sagarys says... #40

Hacking your way into the top 100 will make something that is already completely meaningless somehow even more meaningless.

May 27, 2015 7:34 p.m.

No, not hacking into top 100, hacking to change title. Deckling is so lame.

May 27, 2015 7:35 p.m.

Oh god. The neck beard discussion just reminded me of this super awesome amazing story that my friend wrote. It isn't that long, so when I get the storybook, I'll post it on the Blind Eternities.

XD I can't stop laughing about it.

May 27, 2015 7:37 p.m.

Sagarys says... #43

Just... lol.

May 27, 2015 7:38 p.m.

Runlue says... #44

"Hey, I'm gonna talk about me hacking this site on the most popular thread on the entirety of said site!" said - No one ever.

Except ABadMagicPlayer100

May 27, 2015 7:38 p.m.

technically you could just put in text over that saying whatever you wanted.

May 27, 2015 7:42 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #46

Nah if i REALLY wanted a chance with tibsy i would go and buy the rest of that burn deck she worships so much XD. Either that or the kaalia pieces haha

May 27, 2015 7:46 p.m.

Not actually hacking the site bruh. Just doing some javascripting to change the text.

May 27, 2015 7:46 p.m.

Didgeridooda says... #48

Oh man. Some shit going down in FIFA.

May 27, 2015 7:50 p.m.

Vamp I would probably love you forever if you did that

May 27, 2015 7:50 p.m.

Didgeridooda Yeah, I saw that. What is football becoming XD

May 27, 2015 7:50 p.m.

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