Just Chatting - Take 3

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Posted on April 24, 2015, 4:02 p.m. by Didgeridooda

Third time's a charm.

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Scorprix says... #1

Same here. Huh.

We, lili works really well with exploit and Merciless Executioner

Like really:

T1: llan wastes --> mystic

T2: Swamp --> Lili

T3: Scry --> Merciless Executioner --> flip lili --> +2 --> Discard a 4-drop (Preferably Poluk)

T4: Land --> Stormbreath --> Reanimate Your Guy --> Continue to be an asshole...

May 28, 2015 12:51 a.m.

Ryotenchi says... #2

Iced fans.. Never thought of that... o.O

APPLE01DOJ, I bet, also seems to drag the game out knowing I cant actually bluff against myself since I know my cards.. and doing so is often a giant playmistake I cant seem to let myself making as a 'what if'... or something. XD More fun to play someone..

May 28, 2015 12:55 a.m.

Scorprix says... #3

Or even Better:

"Oh, I like your Siege Rhino. I think I'll take it out for a spin, ON YOUR LAWN, ASSHOLE.

May 28, 2015 12:56 a.m.

Ryotenchi says... #4

So uh.... It must have happened.. or it wouldnt come up. XD

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May 28, 2015 1:01 a.m.

Scorprix says... #5

Dafuq

This is some next level VampireArmy shit.

May 28, 2015 1:09 a.m.

VampireArmy says... #6

Instructions unclear. For my massive cock stuck in a hand dryer

May 28, 2015 1:13 a.m.

Defpotec says... #7

Let's be honest. Who hasn't looked at a hair dryer and said, "that looks nice"?

May 28, 2015 1:41 a.m.

Scorprix says... #8

Instructions unclear; dick stuck up own ass.

May 28, 2015 6 a.m.

ThisIsBullshit says... #9

fluffybunnypants some quotes have been spotted

May 28, 2015 7:43 a.m.

Defpotec: slowly raises hand

May 28, 2015 7:50 a.m.

Scorprix

Son, MA only has two temperatures. Hot as fuck and cold as fuck.

May 28, 2015 8:35 a.m.

fluffybunnypants Time to make you an honourary Canadian, because that's also how Canada works.

Please deposit all guns at the border; your polar bear will be awaiting you in Toronto.

May 28, 2015 11:35 a.m.

I'm an honorary member of the 905. You're not taking my guns, though.

May 28, 2015 11:39 a.m.

Epochalyptik call now and exchange your guns to become part of the amazing CBC!

May 28, 2015 11:40 a.m.

But I like my guns.

May 28, 2015 11:43 a.m.

Runlue says... #16

You can't take Epoch's guns.

Only Epoch can take Epoch's guns.

May 28, 2015 12:03 p.m.

xzzane says... #17

Someone just suggested to take all removal out from a token deck so it can do more damage. Apparently he's "never seen a token/control hybrid work". Wut.

May 28, 2015 12:09 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #18

Your deck attracts plebs.

May 28, 2015 12:18 p.m.

Runlue says... #19

You could always go Johnny, less plebs over here. :)

May 28, 2015 12:22 p.m.

xzzane says... #20

Haha that it does. This time it was on someone else's token deck who I'm helping improve though. Which is worse honestly, because then they might take their advice over mine.

May 28, 2015 12:26 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #21

this. All of this. So good.

May 28, 2015 12:35 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #22

True that. Damn event deck. I blame you

May 28, 2015 12:36 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #23

Heheh capitalism jokes....i think?

May 28, 2015 12:38 p.m.

xzzane says... #24

Yeah, I've noticed a rise in people giving bad advice on token decks. It's like the general mentality is I bought the event deck, I know what I'm talking about!

May 28, 2015 12:45 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #25

I mean right after it came out i saw a guy At the card shop showing off his....improvements that involved turning it into a black white human tribal deck

May 28, 2015 12:48 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #26

Ive noticed a rise in people giving bad advice on modern decks.

May 28, 2015 12:48 p.m.

APPLE01DOJ says... #27

I see so much bad advice on this site, I think tyforthevenom gives the worst advice out of anybody.

May 28, 2015 12:48 p.m.

xzzane I sorta want to see this comment. I Also, you should probably get that comment framed and hang it on a wall.

May 28, 2015 12:49 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #29

I saw it :3

I get where he's coming from. Tokens looks like an aggro deck at first glance the same way robots looks like one too

May 28, 2015 12:50 p.m.

@ChiefBell

You guys sound surprised.

May 28, 2015 12:51 p.m.

xzzane says... #31

Canadian, the deck is called Metatoken 2.0. You can find it if you look at my recently viewed decks. I'm on my phone so I don't want to have to link it haha. And sadly I've seen a lot of comments like that about tokens through the years.

May 28, 2015 12:53 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #32

Is bad advice rampant in legacy as well?

May 28, 2015 12:55 p.m.

tyforthevenom says... #33

APPLE01DOJ explain how that is true as of this date, when I first joined and for a period after I agree I was bad and stubborn but now I'm slightly above average and stubborn

May 28, 2015 1:01 p.m.

VampireArmy did you actually just say robots? I'm so disappointed.

May 28, 2015 1:10 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #35

Robots :(

Help

May 28, 2015 1:11 p.m.

As a general rule, I always ignore any claims to be good at anything. If you're good, prove it.

May 28, 2015 1:12 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #37

You call it affinity when only 3-4 out of 60 cards actually has affinity and I'm the silly one?

May 28, 2015 1:13 p.m.

kyuuri117 says... #38

...I think robots sounds cool, I'm gonna start calling it that too.

Also, you are perfectly allowed to bring shotguns, rifles, and crossbows into Canada. Just no pistols. And obviously no automatics.

May 28, 2015 1:17 p.m.

How many of them say "robot"?

May 28, 2015 1:18 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #40

They are all literally "robots"

Etched Champion - Literal robot

Arcbound Ravager - literal robot

Ornithopter

Signal Pest

ect - All literal robots

How do they have an affinity? because of Cranial Plating?

You could just as easily call it the metalcraft deck due to Mox Opal based on that logic

May 28, 2015 1:21 p.m.

Pistols are great, though. As are automatics.

May 28, 2015 1:25 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #42

Epochalyptik i prefer rifles...though that's likely because i've only ever shot one.

I think it was an M4? I don't remember

May 28, 2015 1:26 p.m.

kyuuri117 says... #43

I think the logic is that, for the most part, rifles, crossbows, and shotguns are used for hunting (or home defense for the shotgun), where as pistols are used to kill people. Yes you can kill someone with a rifle, and you an hunt with a revolver, but it's not the norm.

May 28, 2015 1:28 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #44

I mean recreation is also a thing :P

May 28, 2015 1:29 p.m.

Pistols are legit.

May 28, 2015 1:58 p.m.

tyforthevenom says... #46

Cani bring an RPG into Canada... For hunting purposes

May 28, 2015 2:25 p.m.

Ryotenchi says... #47

Ill bring an mmo into canada then... :P For.. eh... Medical purposes!!

(Yes I know Rocket propelled grenade.. XD)

I also should start calling mine robots.. I own 6 of Thoughtcast but Im playing a janky combo with Erayo, Soratami Ascendant and Gitaxian Probes.

May 28, 2015 2:35 p.m. Edited.

Go target shooting with a .45 and tell me that's not the best thing you did all week.

May 28, 2015 2:53 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #49

I'm not calling my Affinity list Affinity or Robots. I'm calling it The Iron Army.

Also, my riding mower is apparently busted, so yours truly gets to mow the lawn with the push mower today.

May 28, 2015 2:56 p.m.

APPLE01DOJ says... #50

I'm lucky enough to live in the middle of nowhere so I can go shooting in my back yard.

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May 28, 2015 3:01 p.m.

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