Just Chatting - Take 3
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Posted on April 24, 2015, 4:02 p.m. by Didgeridooda
Third time's a charm.
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VampireArmy says... #2
I fixed my stream :D If only my internet wasn't being a fucker
April 27, 2015 12:42 a.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #5
Cuz I was over-exaggerating lol
It's kind of fascinating how sensitive guys are to getting hit in the nuts.
April 27, 2015 12:43 a.m.
And TiBs, if you ever punch a guy in the balls, be prepared to be punched in the gut so hard you won't walk right for hours too come.
April 27, 2015 12:45 a.m.
True story... Also.. getting hit in the adam's apple.. >.<
April 27, 2015 12:45 a.m.
This brings back memories of the hundreds of times I got socked in the balls in Pre-K. Good memories, those were.
April 27, 2015 12:46 a.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #10
It never seems to come up until we're playing sports or some shit.
There was one time I was playing basketball with a bunch of guy friends, went in for a steal and somehow got the poor guy right in the nuts. I felt so bad
April 27, 2015 12:46 a.m.
Unless the guy you hits respects women and won't hit them. *ahem
April 27, 2015 12:46 a.m.
o.O Who can hit that hard while in the middle of crippling pain? Chuck Norris?
April 27, 2015 12:46 a.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #14
Scorprix I have yet to find a guy who can successfully throw a punch after getting socked in the nuts. And I wouldn't do it on purpose unless there is serious bodily harm about to happen.
April 27, 2015 12:48 a.m.
Once during one of our football matches my friend Jasper kneed me right up. They ended up having to bench me out since I had trouble running for a few minutes.
And keep in mind I'm the running back.
April 27, 2015 12:50 a.m.
I dunno (wo)man...I have a pretty high pain tolerance in general.
Also, I can't tell if Togane is the new Kogami or just a giant douche.
April 27, 2015 12:50 a.m.
I wouldnt do it, cause Ladies... even if their bad ones...
Also, Im not willing to test the theory... or go to court over domestic dispute... cause uh.. Guys lose.
April 27, 2015 12:50 a.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #19
This is why I'm glad I'm not a guy. It looks so goddamn painful, every time I do it by accident I feel super awful.
April 27, 2015 12:51 a.m.
Its like ice cold flesh peeling off your bones..
(Not that yeh could feel it if it was frozen but..)
April 27, 2015 12:52 a.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #22
Ryotenchi that's why guys don't hit girls. Not because they respect a girl who hit them but because the law is so fucking biased
April 27, 2015 12:53 a.m.
And yea. I wouldn't punch a girl for my life, but I know guys that would.
But vamp wouldn't. He's a virgin.
April 27, 2015 12:53 a.m.
If a woman ever punched me in the balls she would get much worse than a punch to the gut, and not by me. My wife is fckin vicious.
April 27, 2015 12:54 a.m.
And TiBS, guys don't hit girls because they want to get laid.
April 27, 2015 12:55 a.m.
Just don't punch Li Li (WoW, HotS) or Windranger (DotA). They'll bitch about it for days. No, but for real. Rape is all over the news lately.
April 27, 2015 12:55 a.m.
Never been hit in the balls while playing football, luckily. Maybe its cause I'm a lineman? But when I do get hit I can feel it in my throat.
April 27, 2015 12:56 a.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #29
I'm learning so many useful things about guys rn lol
April 27, 2015 12:57 a.m.
ljs54321 Noice! It sounds like a good version of Overattached Girlfriend. I didn't even know those existed.
April 27, 2015 12:57 a.m.
ItchiUchiha117 says... #31
See, I figure if anyone punches me in the balls, regardless of gender, they know what they've gotten themselves into and deserve the repercussions. If it was an accident, that's another story entirely, but if somebody just hit me in the balls, they're getting hit back.
April 27, 2015 1 a.m.
Yea, you can feel the blood rushing up your throat mixed with vomit. Its horrible.
And Tibs, if you ever get into a fight that you can't win with your BF, start messing with your bra/boobs. Trust me, you will INSTANTLY win.
April 27, 2015 1 a.m.
That is most definitely true.
Also, I've mostly gotten used to vomit, considering how sick I've been lately. It sucks.
Meh.
April 27, 2015 1:02 a.m.
Balls are to guys like drugs are to hobos: Great yet Terrible.
April 27, 2015 1:02 a.m.
ItchiUchiha117 says... #36
Scorprix is correct. With both, actually. If that fails, smack your ass. (source: losing a lot of fights)
April 27, 2015 1:03 a.m.
6tennis - I wouldn't say Overattached Girlfriend. Just love...that and, you know, she has a use for them too lol.
April 27, 2015 1:03 a.m.
As a guy, you start feeling horny and let them win. Just don't abuse your power.
April 27, 2015 1:04 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #39
And how does messing with your bra/boobs and your ass mean that you win? It's not like your aggressor is just going to back down from an argument or a debate when you start fiddling with your body and clothes.
April 27, 2015 1:05 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #40
That's actually really weak ... why would you stoop yourself so low?
April 27, 2015 1:05 a.m.
It only works with a verbal fight with your BF.
But it lets you win everything. But don't smack your ass. That just makes it seem weird.
April 27, 2015 1:07 a.m.
ItchiUchiha117 says... #42
We're specifically talking about someone she is dating (Or other level of like interaction).
April 27, 2015 1:07 a.m.
ItchiUchiha117 says... #43
Am I really the only one that works on? Huh, guess I'm the weird one.
April 27, 2015 1:08 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #44
But no seriously, why would you just let your partner win from that? And why would you get horny over simple fiddling?
April 27, 2015 1:08 a.m.
It's just jot. And tbh, us guys don't care if it's low.
We're just trying to get low.
April 27, 2015 1:09 a.m.
Getting hit in the balls... is horrible. And worse, there are multiple types of pain. Sometimes it's like a blinding pain that has you on the floor, unable to even think for a few seconds, and sometimes it kinda doesn't hurt at first and then sneaks up on you and makes you want to vomit. The second one is actually the worse one as it tends to last a much longer time.
And as far as hitting women goes... I don't really think anyone should be hitting anyone unless it's a sport. There are, of course, extenuating circumstances, such as self defense. If you are getting assaulted by a women, you are well within your right to defend yourself. It also has a lot to do with personality. A lot of guys don't have an issue with hitting women because they enjoy causing pain in general and they like picking on people they view as weaker. Makes them feel better about themselves.
Most of us won't hit women because we don't hit people in general. It's about self control and keeping your head in tense situations. Obviously there are exceptions to every rule, but yea.
April 27, 2015 1:09 a.m.
And yea, it works like once or twice, as long as it's not something really intense.
April 27, 2015 1:10 a.m.
If my girlfriend and I are fighting and she starts trying to "distract" me from our fight, I'll probably think twice about the importance of what we're fighting about and make a decision based on that. Surefire way to stop stupid arguments. On the other hand, if she did that while we were fighting over something important, I'd consider breaking up with her. I will not have my manhood used against me.
sirbar says... #1
ThisIsBullshit that's horrible. Why would you hit a man there, its super painful. That being said I don't say a girl is cute when she is crying, I usually offer up a hug.
April 27, 2015 12:40 a.m.