Just Chatting - Take 3
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Posted on April 24, 2015, 4:02 p.m. by Didgeridooda
Third time's a charm.
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JakeHarlow says... #2
Ok, so you've been burning some weed. We've all done this, and we've all sweated a little before a drug test. Don't worry; there are ways to accelerate the metabolization of the chemical traces of THC in your system.
Questions (and if I'm wrong about it being marijuana, tell me):
are you a habitual smoker?
do you only smoke occasionally?
when is the drug test?
how recently did you smoke?
If you ate edibles, we've got another problem and may have to resort to awkward herbal remedies.
June 12, 2015 1:20 a.m.
JakeHarlow says... #3
(again, if I'm wrong about my assumption, I do apologize and please inform me that I'm in error)
Basically, if you smoked recently, it can take up to two weeks for traces to be metabolized out of your body. However, constant hydration and vigorous exercise, especially the cardiovascular variety, will greatly speed your metabolism. If you sweat and drink enough water (as well as metabolize muscle being built from exercise), you can have your system clean in a matter of days. You'll sweat it out, flush it out, and burn it out, in a manner of speaking, through vigorous exercise and high-water diet. You'll need to be vigilant about it and very dedicated, but if you do as I've prescribed, you should fly well under the radar of any piss test.
June 12, 2015 1:26 a.m.
I've once been 'straight edge'.
I'm not ever worried of piss tests. Always, usually passed the one or so given by me.
I was just questioning on this site since it's happened to me in my 'troubled youth'.
I want to think everyone has his or her inner childhood/adolescence in 'em when at play with Magic.
I only really wish I was 'into it' during Alpha to thereafter and 'ever always'.
June 12, 2015 1:45 a.m.
NoPantsParade says... #5
I drove up to the Charlotte Convention Center this morning for the event, paid for parking, and asked where registration was. Turns out the main event is tomorrow. Well shit.
June 12, 2015 10:14 a.m. Edited.
NoPantsParade says... #7
I guess that explains why my friends didn't go with me this morning.
June 12, 2015 10:16 a.m.
ABadMagicPlayer100 says... #8
NoPants, that takes some skills. You should Top 8 for us :)
June 12, 2015 11:08 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #9
top 8 isnt hard (If ur talking about FNM). just play b/w warriors with a side full of removal ond discard and a deck full of buffs and lifedrain.
June 12, 2015 11:30 a.m.
CanadianShinobi says... #14
Speak for yourself. I have to get my ass in gear because I have things to do today, mostly acquiring fancy clothes for my convocation tomorrow
June 12, 2015 11:56 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #15
Dem first world problems doe
Im off work today. No idea what to do. Still broke
June 12, 2015 11:59 a.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #16
@VA you could always sell some magic stuff and gamble, hoping to get lots of cash-moneys.
June 12, 2015 noon
VampireArmy says... #17
I won't sell my collection again unless I'm quitting the game. I had to do That once to survive and I've only now really gotten my collection back up to speed
June 12, 2015 12:04 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #18
@VA not all of it, just unneeded stuff. you could also mooch of your friends for a while.
June 12, 2015 12:05 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #19
Nah man I'd rather just chill and hang home with some Netflix. Don't mooch from people. It's impolite
June 12, 2015 12:13 p.m.
CanadianShinobi says... #20
I think I would go hungry before deliberately mooching off people. And VA it is somewhat of a problem because I get to rebudget my month and figure out if I'll have enough money for rent.
June 12, 2015 12:20 p.m.
elpokitolama says... #23
I couldn't add DERPLINGSUPREME as one of my contacts on Battle.net due to my old parental control being still active.
Even Blizzard knows how dangerous he is.
June 12, 2015 12:49 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #24
@elpokitolama I actually partially destroyed a WoW server, so...
June 12, 2015 12:51 p.m.
Reading an article about card advantage, and how cards advantage relates to life totals, and the philosophy of fire.
Sylvan Library - "Sylvan Library could give you an additional card for 4 life, or two for 8."
Necropotence - "Necropotence burgled your first card for the turn, but would give you as many cards as you liked for 1 life each."
Sphinx's Revelation - "They only gave me two hands and ten fingers"
Had a good chuckle at that.
June 12, 2015 1:02 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #27
@sirbar well, I had to do a lot of things, but the main thing was destroying the economy. I got bored with the character, so I got as much money as I could and continuously bought out the auction house. nothing was in the auction house for a few days, and it messed everything up. people couldnt get what they needed and were forced to farm for their items.
June 12, 2015 1:08 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #28
Derp you are a dangerous individual if you were able to work out how to do that at such a young age. I like that
June 12, 2015 1:17 p.m.
You said the main thing was destroying the economy. That means there were other things. Tell me more.
June 12, 2015 1:22 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #30
Yo so like I might be down for some skype games today modern or casual commander
June 12, 2015 1:45 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #32
like mono red premade deck with very small changes (all of which are less than like $5 cards) casual
June 12, 2015 2:02 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #35
huh. lemme check my pulse.
oh no.....I'm sure I'll be okay.
anyhow, any1 religious?
June 12, 2015 4:45 p.m.
Guys, I just accidentally took a shower. Which is kinda convenient, because I was going to anyway because I'm going to FNM, but still. Accidental showering.
June 12, 2015 5:06 p.m. Edited.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #38
@6tennis wut? HOW:? was it good?Am I being too creepy? should I back off? I'll back off.
June 12, 2015 5:07 p.m.
How does one accidentally take a shower short of walking out into a tsunami with a box of soap?
June 12, 2015 5:10 p.m.
I was going to the bathroom, got in, forgot what I was doing, looked at the shower and thought I was showering, and then I showered. It was REALLY weird. No comment on whether or not it was a good shower.
June 12, 2015 5:11 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #42
lol. that happens to me ALL the time T_T except instead of showers, I'll eat like, 5 dinners or something like that.
June 12, 2015 5:13 p.m.
Didgeridooda says... #44
I personally think that Force of Will could be a badass modern card. Just because it can deliver the same approach as That one blue 0 drop without having to tap your self out for your turn. Could give some room for advantages. Also Daze but people feel just too awkward bout that.
June 12, 2015 5:17 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #45
@Didgeridooda ur timing is bad amnd you shud feels bad,.
June 12, 2015 5:19 p.m.
Epochalyptik says... #46
So who here isn't going to FNM and is staying inside like the recluse you really are?
June 12, 2015 5:26 p.m.
Why would you ever wanna stay home from FNM? OK, to be fair, I did play Naruto half the time last week, but STILL.
HARDsofty says... #1
In my youth, troubled..
Seriously, I've never been piss tested 'on the job'.
June 12, 2015 1:17 a.m.