Just Chatting - Take 3

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Posted on April 24, 2015, 4:02 p.m. by Didgeridooda

Third time's a charm.

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NoPantsParade says... #1

Well that's enough Internet for me tonight.

August 30, 2015 10:20 p.m.

Inquisitor000 and I are brewing a sick Temur elementals deck for BFZ. New Omnath + Embodiment of Spring + Scaldkin = Straight gas.

August 30, 2015 10:37 p.m. Edited.

ThisIsBullshit says... #3

What does Scaldkin have to do with anything?

Edit: I missed the second part of Omnath's text box lol

August 30, 2015 10:45 p.m. Edited.

GoldGhost012 says... #4

I'm at the point where I'm hungry, but my stomach is full and well shit, that belly wasn't there a few hours ago.

August 30, 2015 11:53 p.m.

its Tumpy the christmas elf!!!

August 31, 2015 midnight

VampireArmy says... #6

Don't play bad cards to make okay cards better

August 31, 2015 midnight

Ohthenoises says... #7

See, I plan on adding Omnath the pissed to the SB of my amulet bloom deck so I can attack with a prime time and net 2 5/5s

August 31, 2015 12:06 a.m.

VampireArmy says... #8

Fair. Admittingly I've had a little to drink. Rum jello shots. Some kind of hard rootbeer and angry orchard

August 31, 2015 12:09 a.m.

Ohthenoises says... #9

He's going to be slotted in against heavy control strategies or decks with lots of 1:1 removal. Also, anything that has a boardwipe he will come in because he represents 9 damage if you wipe after the aforementioned play.

Also, imagine playing a Summer Bloom after playing Omnath....

August 31, 2015 12:11 a.m.

trollslayer says... #10

Ok, so I have a serious question, and it may seem weird. Who here is part of the FSM church? And if you are, please explain it to me. (No I'm not referencing emrakul here.)

August 31, 2015 12:11 a.m.

VampireArmy says... #11

It's literally a joke assuming you mean flying sketty monster. Some peeps were like "can you make anything a religion?" the answer was yes

August 31, 2015 12:14 a.m.

trollslayer says... #12

Ok then. I was confused at first when I looked it up. Thanks vamp.

August 31, 2015 12:15 a.m.

Ohthenoises says... #13

According to the army Jedi is a recognized religion that can be printed on dog tags.

As is "Yankeeism" (Worship of the yankees)

ETC.

August 31, 2015 12:19 a.m.

trollslayer says... #14

Well, wat? again I say wat? this is to worshiping a team of baseball players. Well, I guess... Like, I'm an old Yankees fan, but seriously? Religious freedom I guess.

August 31, 2015 12:34 a.m.

Ohthenoises says... #15

It has to do with the number of followers, you can apply to get your religion recognized but it has to have a certain amount of followers, yankees fans are everywhere, that satisfies the army's needs for a "religion"

August 31, 2015 12:37 a.m.

JA14732 says... #16

Check out John Oliver's chat about religion. The requirements are objectively insane.

August 31, 2015 1:22 a.m.

6tennis says... #17

You know what else is insane? The new Ulamog. Fucking exile 20 off top? Seems legit. And totally broken.

August 31, 2015 8:37 a.m.

Didgeridooda says... #18

Not broken, will be fun though.

Annihilator was worse. I think they found a really good strong replacement.

August 31, 2015 8:39 a.m.

I was personally a huge fan of Annihilator, but the new mechanic does seem more flavorful to me. Also screws over auto-shuffle on the old Eldrazi for mill decks, which is fine with me.

August 31, 2015 8:47 a.m.

6tennis says... #20

Well, not broken per se, but puts the opponent on a 3 turn clock the instant it comes down. Hey, at least the planeswalkers don't have to fight Emrakul this block.

In other news, Shovel Knight is probably gonna be a playable character for Smash 4 by tomorrow.

August 31, 2015 9:13 a.m.

Didgeridooda says... #21

It was meant to be a game changer on the attack. Gonna make people learn to run removal that is for sure.

August 31, 2015 9:17 a.m.

6tennis says... #22

Indestructible much? Utter End might see play in some deck again.

August 31, 2015 9:23 a.m.

Didgeridooda says... #23

Should I trade my Rock Lobster, Paper Tiger, Scissors Lizard, or keep them?

August 31, 2015 11:55 a.m.

Ohthenoises says... #24

Gib them to me

August 31, 2015 noon

trollslayer says... #25

keep em, they are from an un set and will always hold value.

August 31, 2015 12:05 p.m.

CuteSnail says... #26

So I built The Dreams of Eldrazi and my roommate came in say, I was proxying the new Eldrazi cards and he shook his head.

Upon asking him, he said I was gaining a reputation for being "that guy". the guy who can't wait. Is it generally seen as a bad thing to proxy and test out the new cards as they're spoiled?

August 31, 2015 12:05 p.m.

CuteSnail says... #27

So I built The Dreams of Eldrazi and my roommate came in saw, I was proxying the new Eldrazi cards and he shook his head.

Upon asking him, he said I was gaining a reputation for being "that guy". the guy who can't wait. Is it generally seen as a bad thing to proxy and test out the new cards as they're spoiled?

August 31, 2015 12:06 p.m.

CuteSnail says... #28

Sorry for the double post...Don't quite get why it did that...

August 31, 2015 12:07 p.m.

Didgeridooda says... #29

Come down to a personal feeling on proxies. I do not like them, but some have no issue with them. I will play against someone who is using them, but it does not feel right to me.

It is a debate that has played out countless times on here.

August 31, 2015 12:08 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #30

There is no basis on whether or not to use or not to use proxies for casual play. The only thing that is there that makes the community divided on the issues are personal, emotional, cultural and social biases based off of them. Similar to most of the issues that can appear in a game of EDH, like the tucking rules and the "whether or not my play group allows infinite combos" thing.

August 31, 2015 1:27 p.m.

Didgeridooda says... #31

Yup, and that is why the conversation has played out many times over, and can sometimes get heated.

August 31, 2015 1:31 p.m.

HARDsofty says... #32

why nobody talking it up on this chat?

August 31, 2015 7:44 p.m.

I like proxies, because that way I can play some games with Sneak and Show and see if it's really the deck I want before I drop 2 grand on it.

And the reason I'm not chatting is because I'm proxying up Sneak and Show

August 31, 2015 7:58 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #34

My microphone just came in. Excited as hell and can't wait to be able to use it.

August 31, 2015 8:12 p.m.

My all of me is in pain and my power is currently out. I think I'm gonna take a nap.

August 31, 2015 8:20 p.m.

Ohthenoises says... #36

My face is wired shut, I have a broken jaw that just had a titanium plate put in, I'm on a liquid diet, and I now have a pacemaker/defibrilator installed in my shoulder. I'm 27.

What exaclty hurts Itchi?

August 31, 2015 8:22 p.m.

Just the all of me. I've been working construction for the past couple weeks and my body hasn't gotten used to it. That said, that sounds like it sucks. A lot. Worst I've ever had was getting laid up in the hospital after almost dying when 1,700 pounds of countertop glass tipped over on top of me. Still have a ball of muscle in my left thigh that doesn't work right six and a half years later.

August 31, 2015 8:27 p.m.

Jesus fucking christ Noises

August 31, 2015 8:29 p.m.

filledelanuit says... #39

I've gotten back from the EENT and have learned nothing new. I'm getting nose steriods and I'm going to have the buffest nose on T/O.

August 31, 2015 8:33 p.m.

What the fuck dude what happened to you?

August 31, 2015 8:40 p.m.

Ohthenoises says... #41

What Tibs? It's giving me a lot of time to play MC.

Unfortunately my realm is pretty dead atm. We have like 3 regular players.

canterlotguardian My heart stopped mid stride and I chinplanted on asphalt.

August 31, 2015 8:42 p.m.

why the fucking shit are we having a "my life sucks" war?!

SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY FOR THE LIFE YOU HAVE DAMM YOU!

my condolances, noises. get well(er) soon.

August 31, 2015 8:45 p.m.

Oh god. I can't imagine what that must have been like... D:

August 31, 2015 8:51 p.m. Edited.

Ohthenoises says... #44

Fortunately I don't remember it.

I DO however remember the intubation for fixing my jaw.

FUCK.

THAT.

SHIT.

Like in the ass, with a rusty dildo coated in rusted and cracked razor blades taken from a ladies crotch razor.

I've never been intubated while awake before and I will never again. Just. No.

August 31, 2015 9:06 p.m.

quesobueno123 says... #45

How does one teach a 94 year old who who gets confused easily magic? I want to teach my great grandfather to play. We use to play chess but he forgot how to play.

August 31, 2015 9:14 p.m.

kyuuri117 says... #46

Ohthenoises When I was 14 I had to have heart surgery (as a scheduled follow up to the surgery I had when I was 2 weeks old). The night after the surgery, I woke up from the anesthetic. I was not supposed to wake up until morning or early afternoon. Once you notice that tube in your throat, as you can probably attest to, it's really, really hard to let it breathe for you. So after panicking and almost suffocating, as I had no idea what the hell was going on and didn't know why I couldn't breath, I ended up ripping the damn thing out of my throat. For those of you who don't know, it goes like way down your throat.

Anyway, that sent all the nurses in the area into a panic attack when all the monitors started beeping at like four in the morning. I thought it was funny in the moment, they did not. Needless to say, they thought I was fine after that and moved me out of the ICU in the morning.

August 31, 2015 9:18 p.m. Edited.

Ohthenoises says... #47

kyuuri117 I was awake when they had to put the tubes in. They put one down, then pull that out for a bigger one in and so on. They do this 5 times total before they put the actual tube down. I was awake for the whole thing.

I am not an emotional man but I nearly cried.

August 31, 2015 9:22 p.m.

kyuuri117 says... #48

That sounds horrible. I can't tell if it's more or less horrible for being awake for having a catheter taken out after surgery, but it seems like it's along a similar line or horrible things that happen in a hospital.

August 31, 2015 9:26 p.m. Edited.

God, that sounds horrible noises. Get well soon.

August 31, 2015 9:50 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #50

And here I was going to complain about burning my hashbrowns to a crisp by forgetting them while submitting the DDP and BFZ spoilers ...

August 31, 2015 10:53 p.m.

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