Just Chatting - Take 3

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Posted on April 24, 2015, 4:02 p.m. by Didgeridooda

Third time's a charm.

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VampireArmy says... #1

i'll see myself out

March 18, 2016 4:02 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #2

March 18, 2016 6:19 p.m.

ItchiUchiha117 says... #3

Ah, my girl Olivia. I'm so happy you're back.

In other news, if you ever want to know why chefs tend to be somewhat rotund, go work in a kitchen during a dinner rush. You need the extra energy stored in fat. I feel like I'm dying right now. There was a two minute period that our ticket printer did not stop going. We went through many pounds of ground beef in the past three hours. Alright, two more hours to go.

March 18, 2016 11:07 p.m.

@Femme_Fatale you have a bat in your pants?

March 18, 2016 11:53 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #5

I don't even think there are bats up here in Canada.

March 19, 2016 1:15 a.m.

@Femme_Fatale there are if you try hard enough.

pun intended?

March 19, 2016 1:15 a.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #7

>.<

I'd rather not get aroused right now. Panties are too small to contain arousal, it would feel uncomfortable. Sure they are tight and dig in, but I had enough sexual activities this morning and don't want anymore.

March 19, 2016 1:21 a.m.

@Femme_Fatale morning?

I know that most people are 6 ish hours ahead of me, but you're in Canada. you shouldn't be too far away in time zones right?

and even at 6 hours that would put you at 3 am or earlier. That's dammed early. or late. half full. empty. whatever.

I have no reasonable way to end this that would make sense.

March 19, 2016 1:26 a.m. Edited.

Coinman1863 says... #9

Hey guys, the Pope is getting an instagram. Now we get to see what his breakfast looks like.

March 19, 2016 7:31 a.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #10

I meant as in the morning of that day, not that it was morning at the time of me writing that post.

March 19, 2016 1:38 p.m.

Cheer me up, peasants.

March 19, 2016 1:45 p.m.

Owlteeth says... #12

Alchohol

March 19, 2016 1:49 p.m.

Arvail says... #13

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March 19, 2016 2:03 p.m.

Ohthenoises says... #14

poof You're entertained.

Dad jokes are the best jokes.

March 19, 2016 2:24 p.m.

hey epoch, good news!

Political parties in the U.S. have finally joined forces to help the country as a whole and focus on issues more important than themselves!

that one always make me laugh.

March 19, 2016 2:34 p.m.

guys

Gravecrawler + diregraf colossus + sac outlet

so many zombos.

March 19, 2016 8:47 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #17

Anyone else hyped about hulk hogan winning the lawsuit?

March 19, 2016 9:25 p.m.

Arvail says... #18

Just finished putting all my cards into sleeves and then into a new binder.

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March 19, 2016 9:44 p.m.

kyuuri117 says... #19

VampireArmy TBH, I didn't even know about this until today when I saw it pop up on imgur. I didn't watch the vid, I don't know if it's humiliating or normal. However, I feel like half the reason these celeb's make sex tapes is so that they get leaked. Sure, some might not, but there are just so. MANY. Celebrity sex tapes out there, that you have to KNOW it's going to get out when you film it.

Ten years ago this is something i'd be sympathetic about. But it's 2016. Nobody's making sex tapes just because.

March 19, 2016 10:12 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #20

kyuuri117 sure but when your direct response to someone demanding you remove it is "lol no" you deserve to be sued into the ground. Mind you this same shit tabloid site was the one with article after article about how leaking female nudes is sexist

March 19, 2016 10:23 p.m.

Arvail says... #21

Hulk Hogan... In the nude...

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Can we not?

March 19, 2016 10:41 p.m.

Ohthenoises says... #22

This thread is nightmare fuel.

March 19, 2016 11:05 p.m.

Arvail says... #23

As I've mentioned before, I work as a freelance/ghost writer. I do lots of academic and medical stuff. My latest client was a nightmare.

This student was tasked with conducting an experimental study and writing a 20-page report on it. The deadline was in less than 24 hours and she expected that she would get an A on it after some minor editing. The whole thing is essentially her midterm.

The moment I open the document, I cringe. It's bad. Reeaaal bad. One of her hypotheses was that there would be a difference between her experimental and control group. Just a difference.

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Her methods section makes no effort to detail how she went about gathering or analyzing her data. There are so many things I could name that were problematic with the paper...

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What am I supposed to do with that? I could help you if you were writing some book report on Henry V, but I cant address the fundamental errors youve made in your study design. These are things that any student taking higher-level psychology courses should be capable of doing.

You want me to help you cheat through a course you rightfully dont deserve to pass? Fine, but give me the opportunity to guide you along the way. This whole project would have been simple if I had received it two months ago. I could have spent 10 minutes giving her feedback on her plans. Hell, Im 99% sure her professor would have been more than glad to look over her project during office hours.

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I just know she's going to be shocked she's getting a D for the project and leave me terrible feedback. Then I'll have to dispute it and the whole thing's gonna be a miserable waste of time.

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March 20, 2016 7:08 p.m. Edited.

kyuuri117 says... #24

Maybe don't do it? Just turn her down. Better to turn her down and not get a reputation for poor work imo.

March 20, 2016 7:44 p.m.

Coinman1863 says... #25

I personally can't wait to sell most of this stuff this weekend.

Hope this sweet stuff is a nice break from all the bad shit going about here.

March 20, 2016 7:49 p.m.

Arvail says... #26

@kyuuri117 - I don't actually see the client's project outside of a brief description before it's given to me once I win the bid over it. In this case, the project was described as proofreading, checking for content, and reducing the length of the paper by 500 words. What I got was not reflective of the description.

Even if I were to receive bad feedback, it wouldn't stick. I have a great reputation on the site I use. It's like 98% positive or something. I've never lost a dispute with a client mostly because I actually know what I'm doing and aim to deliver quality content.

I'm mainly venting. It's a frustrating experience, that's all.

March 20, 2016 8:08 p.m.

Owlteeth says... #27

I get to go do surgery today. In the sense that I am the patient. I am clearly not a surgeon. At least I get to go get high on some anesthetics.

March 21, 2016 10:55 a.m.

Ohthenoises says... #28

With that grammar are you sure you're not on the laughing gas already?

March 21, 2016 10:56 a.m.

Owlteeth says... #29

No, I just wasn't allowed to have my usual heart-attack inducing amount of coffee this morning. That and I hate my phones keyboard so I don't care about mistakes on it.

March 21, 2016 10:59 a.m.

Arvail says... #30

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March 21, 2016 11:08 a.m.

Owlteeth says... #31

That was fun. I basically just got a super foggy head, felt all floaty, got a massive case of deja vu for some reason and then woke up and was fine.

March 21, 2016 1:56 p.m.

Owlteeth says... #32

Oh yeah, I also have a bunch of opiates now. Oxycodone to be specific. And yes, they were prescribed.

March 21, 2016 1:57 p.m.

Owlteeth says... #33

And now my toes have smiley faces on them. Just learned that from my mee-ma

March 21, 2016 2:05 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #34

It's so weird man. Biological brother has a photo of the day i was born up on Facebook and reading the comments from my own family is so awkward. Like my younger sister was like "who's the baby" and my cousin replies "oh that's john-john" but like that's not even my name anymore. It hasn't been since i was 8. So like, i feel like they're talking about a person that no longer exists or that the person they're talking about is a stranger even though it's literally me. Being adopted can be weird like that haha. I always go full on awkward seal when someone from my biological family tries to talk to me. They all remember me but 90% of the time i have no idea who they are

March 21, 2016 6:08 p.m.

Ohthenoises says... #35

I feel like that about my recent near death experience.

I can't remember anything for the 3 or so months before it and when told what I was missing from memory it's like I'm looking back in other people's memories and seeing a different person.

March 21, 2016 7:13 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #36

Exactly like that man! It's unreal.

March 21, 2016 7:15 p.m.

Ohthenoises says... #37

TBH it's frightening.

Hope you're managing well.

March 21, 2016 7:38 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #38

It's not panic inducing to me anymore. It was when i was a kid but I've had years to get over that. Now it's kind of embarresing but that's about it

March 21, 2016 7:44 p.m.

6tennis says... #39

Whoops, my life just got accidentally consumed by Pokken Tournament.

Accidentally.

Totally.

If anyone plays this game message me because I want to play this game more.

March 21, 2016 8:10 p.m.

Owlteeth says... #40

well now that Im just laying around, i started watching "erased" and dayum it is good

March 21, 2016 8:34 p.m.

Arvail says... #41

I can't watch ongoing anime. I'm always a year behind. I need those bluray quality releases!

March 21, 2016 8:43 p.m.

6tennis says... #42

You mean Boku Dake Ga Inai Machi Pro_Noob?

March 21, 2016 8:44 p.m.

Owlteeth says... #43

dont out-weeb me. im in japanese class.

March 21, 2016 8:53 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #44

[[ cardname | Alt text ]]

That's Me

March 22, 2016 4:08 a.m.

Owlteeth says... #45

holy shit how is triskaidekaphobia not an un-set card?

have any of you seen it yet?

March 22, 2016 6:03 p.m.

Owlteeth says... #46

I mean, This card. Such flavor. Many 13.

March 22, 2016 6:05 p.m.

Just a heads up though, there's a rather large bug concerning the feature, so I wouldn't use it for the moment.

March 22, 2016 6:08 p.m.

Pro_Noob because it's themed to Innistrad. The un-set rules state that the card under no circumstances could be printed in black border to be printed in an un-set.

March 22, 2016 6:43 p.m.

ChiefBell says... #49

Because its totally thematically appropriate....

March 22, 2016 6:49 p.m.

elpokitolama says... #50

Is T/O drunk tonight? Early counter, Dingus Egg

March 22, 2016 7:04 p.m.

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