Just Chatting - Take 3
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Posted on April 24, 2015, 4:02 p.m. by Didgeridooda
Third time's a charm.
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VampireArmy says... #2
Your would suspect me, the nearly asexual guy, of cheating. How preposterous
May 15, 2015 9:34 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #5
First one who finds me the quote about DERPLINGSUPREME's user name being fitting for the Wall gets a feature token because I'm tired and it's late.
May 15, 2015 10:13 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #6
"Anyone with uncles? Of course you have uncles. They're probably just all dead."
gimme
May 15, 2015 10:17 p.m.
NoPantsParade says... #7
Okay, guys, I'm at with my friends. We're at a kid's house stuck in his room with 3 other kids on the other side. They have a sword, an airsoft gun, and a flamethrower. And we're struggling to hold against them. We have three weight lifters in here. We can barely hold out. What do? The window is too high to climb out of.
Edit: we have the air soft gun. Except they have the automatic one.
May 15, 2015 10:20 p.m. Edited.
fluffybunnypants says... #8
Nvm
PerfectDisguise says...
"DERPLINGSUPREME can I just say, I've never met anyone who's username fits them so undeniably well."
Found it.
May 15, 2015 10:21 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #9
@NoPantsParade charge the children and beat the fuck out of them with the gun until they surrender. don't shoot, just hit them in the face.
May 15, 2015 10:23 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #14
Although my friends and i used to call it "butt stroke"
Like stroking someone in the face with the butt of your rifle
May 15, 2015 10:27 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #15
Lighter and aerosol can literally blow your hand off
May 15, 2015 10:29 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #16
okay, so let me get this straight...
a pack of 3 18 year olds are going to light you on fire, cut you up, and shoot you?
are you 4reel?
CALL THE COPS
May 15, 2015 10:29 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #19
Actually directed at VampireArmy, not you, Derp. Was just a little late to the party.
THAT'S NOT A BUTTSTROKE!
May 15, 2015 10:32 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #20
@VA I'd show you a buttstroke, but you already said no.
May 15, 2015 10:34 p.m.
NoPantsParade says... #21
Correction: it was lighter and bug spray. And yes, it's scary and complicated at the moment.
May 15, 2015 10:34 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #23
Generally speaking this seems like a job for the imperial bacon.
May 15, 2015 10:36 p.m.
NoPantsParade says... #25
An air soft pistol and some dressers holding the door.
May 15, 2015 10:37 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #26
I think i've become senpai...
Also, I was derps age when we used that term sooooo....lol A buddy of mine's dad used to play halo with us and throw around military lingo
May 15, 2015 10:37 p.m.
NoPantsParade says... #28
Nope. Except three kids that lift and can hold a door.
May 15, 2015 10:40 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #29
You can literally rush someone with those NoPantsParade. It takes less than a second to have all their "weapons" out of their hand.
May 15, 2015 10:40 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #30
femme has it right.
you could always break that window and take the glass shards and stab them with them when they get in.
May 15, 2015 10:41 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #31
Uh no DERPLINGSUPREME, too slow. All you have to do is grab/bat their weapons out of their hand OR rush them into a position in which you are at their throat and they are in a useless position in that their weapons cannot hit you before you take them out. At which point you force them to drop their weapons.
May 15, 2015 10:47 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #34
@sonicizslow who are you, what do you want from me?
@femme well, no matter what, if they end up failing, those 18yos wont have the balls to kill them, and if they do anything to nopants he can always get them locked away for assault.
May 15, 2015 10:52 p.m.
NoPantsParade says... #35
Well we got out after making a peace treaty, so it's all good. I'm alive and that's what matters. And now we're playing GTA V.
May 15, 2015 10:55 p.m. Edited.
GoldGhost012 says... #37
He's older than you, and that's all you need to know.
May 15, 2015 11:01 p.m.
sonicizslow says... #38
I am from the past. I have rebooted. I am here to destroy this thread... with haiku's.
May 15, 2015 11:02 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #39
@GoldGhost012 I'd rather he answer the question for himself, he's obviously sentient enough to do so.
@sonicizslow I'd help you, but I'm shit at haikus. so rlly, who are you, why'd u say my name?
May 15, 2015 11:03 p.m.
PerfectDisguise says... #40
fluffybunnypants don't I get any credit? I am the one who said it after all. Lol
May 15, 2015 11:04 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #42
That's nice but you asked twice with no answer so I thought I'd give you an answer.
May 15, 2015 11:05 p.m. Edited.
sonicizslow says... #43
I'm a person who was extremely active on this site, then high school, music, fire company and work took over and I went ghost for months. I should be back now for the foreseeable future. I wasn't saying your name, just the word "derp"
May 15, 2015 11:06 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #44
oh. well, thats what I go by.
I'm derp, the creepy yandere comedy-relief spammer!
I also have serious conversations about once a month.
May 15, 2015 11:08 p.m. Edited.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #46
shutup.
at least I don't just sit there doing sweet FA while poking someone every now-and-then.
May 15, 2015 11:10 p.m. Edited.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #50
...
I do...pffft....
holding off laughing at how stupid this comment is...
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #1
oh.
okay.
I feel... violated... dirty...
shiver
May 15, 2015 9:31 p.m.