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Posted on Nov. 8, 2014, 10:11 a.m. by tyforthevenom
I don't always cast spells vs control but when i do i don't
That's a nice hexproof creature you've got there. It'd be a shame if something were to...Edict it.
November 8, 2014 10:12 a.m.
tyforthevenom says... #5
I just spent $400 on a foil Tarmogoyf
it seems your Tarmogoyf is perfoming and Act of Treason IT'S MINE NOW!!!
November 8, 2014 10:35 a.m.
tyforthevenom says... #6
hey someone left this box of cards here, time to do some Faithless Looting and go on a Treasure Cruise
November 8, 2014 10:40 a.m.
tyforthevenom says... #8
nah man i cruise for my treasure, though when i found a chest full of watches i thought i'd Dig Through Time
November 8, 2014 11:25 a.m.
tyforthevenom says... #9
I went to kamikaze con, i think someone cast Drown in Sorrow
November 8, 2014 11:37 a.m.
tyforthevenom says... #10
I'll cast Emrakul, the Aeons Torn i win?
No, because i flash in Clever Impersonator haha i win!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
November 8, 2014 11:40 a.m.
I'd tap that so hard that it wouldnt untap during it's controllers next untap phase
November 8, 2014 12:46 p.m.
thatGlistenerAgent says... #16
Reading the first ten comments and seeing some really bad jokes has turned me away from this thread.
I will point out that you should bring paper and crayons whenever you play Ancestral Recall.
November 8, 2014 3:02 p.m.
lemmingllama says... #17
Pulls out a knife Time to cut your deck.
"Hey baby, wanna see my Armada Wurm?"
My Rakdos opponent was hellbent on winning.
My opponent killed me with a burn spell. I was Shocked.
My opponent's Puresteel Paladin deck wasn't equipped to handle my deck.
Storm Crow...
November 8, 2014 3:07 p.m.
ColdHeartedSith says... #18
I was building a white deck for modern and trying to get a price on Accorder Paladin and the sales person just kept repeating Accorder...Accorder. I think he was hard at hearing.
November 8, 2014 3:12 p.m.
tyforthevenom says... #20
a guy offered me a million dollar mtg contract, all i had to do was play magic with him, what put me off though was that i had to Sign in Blood
November 8, 2014 4:05 p.m.
ColdHeartedSith says... #22
I am going to say so far my Accorder joke was the only real joke so far.
November 9, 2014 10:42 p.m.
@ColdHeartedSith: Come on, we all know Bogles is a joke.
November 10, 2014 1:16 a.m.
ColdHeartedSith says... #24
Didn't say it wasn't just not the funniest thing said.
November 10, 2014 12:01 p.m.
miracleHat says... #25
I was playing a game and I cast Duress against a Scapeshift player. I saw that he had an Electrolyze and as for the fun of it, I said the name with an asian accent, "erectoryze". I didn't realize just yet what I had said and continued with, "wow, I am surprised that I found that in your hand. Isn't there only 1 in your deck?".
I got punched in the face...
November 11, 2014 10:56 p.m.
miracleHat says... #27
When you read it outloud. ERECT . And then having ERECT in your hand, when you only have 1 in your deck (dick).
Basically, I was making fun of his manhood.
November 13, 2014 4:11 p.m.
ThisIsBullshit says... #28
I see. I figured it was a dick joke but I was so tired last night lol
November 13, 2014 10:36 p.m.
TheWanderer123 says... #30
I don't know what joke to post on here, I am more torn than Emrakul. (sorry :p)
November 22, 2014 10:52 a.m.
tyforthevenom says... #31
"I refuse to play legacy coz Force of Will is too expensive"
"Tell me again how you spent 130 on a foil Cryptic Command "
tyforthevenom says... #2
i built this new tier 1 modern golgari dredge deck
is it?
NO ARE YOU DEAF? I SAID GOLGARI!!!
November 8, 2014 10:12 a.m.