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Posted on March 19, 2018, 8:22 p.m. by Gattison
Five-Color Rain (Pop)
I wanna elf right now
I wa--I wanna elf right now
I wa--I wanna elf right now
Now, now, elf right now.
I wa--I wanna elf right now
I wa--I wanna elf right now
I wa--I wanna elf right nooowww
I want more lands, I want more lands and more life
I wanna drop, I wanna drop a body
I wanna swing, I wanna swing friggin' wide
Up in ya face and then drop another body.
Block that body
Come on, come on, block that body (Block that body)
Block that body
Come on, come on, block--that--body
(repeat)
Look at all these--creatures I got
Scryin' land to--the bottom from top
Synergize with just one drops
Mono- got the board on lock. (Board on lock)
Swing and watch--you'd have to have like a million blockers
Faces be boomin'--and lifegain lots
It's a good game if you scoop or not
Elves are like rabbits they just don't stop. (Porkin' lots)
When you swingin' at elves just stop
Think, do you have enough to block
'Cause elves be droppin' around the clock
Go to combat and then tap them all.
If you swing back I cast a Fog
Rancor on Elvish Vanguard
No one boardwipes elves for long! (Elves are bomb!)
Androgynous man-ladies
Elves are androgynous man-ladies
Elves are androgynous man-ladies
Elves are all androgynous man-ladies
Yeah, they could be big-butts
1/2s, they got junk in trunks
They could be vanilla types
Chumps with no abilities.
Short stacks, elf tribal
I just like to synergize
Triggers outta sight
Trigger--triggers outta sight.
She don't mulligan
Or miss land-drops
And in her mainboard
She got eight dorks.
She like trample, she love tokens
Timberwatch Elf, the shit is broken
She like counters, and the mid-range
She like the late-game, and f***in' lifegain.
Don't get mad at me, elves are just stupid
Don't get mad at me... (bro, bro, bro, bro)
I want more lands, I want more lands and more life
I wanna drop, I wanna drop a body
I wanna swing, I wanna swing friggin' wide
Up in ya face and then drop another body.
(and so on...)
Pauper, is something I know I can playset
And I almost always play budget
But you should know by now
I'm not a Timmy
I started brewing with mono-
Then I splashed for the Deacon Vile
I may be Orzhov now
But I know what I'm playin'
The tribe you never heard about
Until Pauper came around
This was a great playtest
Now let's play for ante (please)
Pauper don't preach, cast a Suture Priest
Pauper don't preach, Mana Tithe is weak
I made up my mind, I'm tapping my cleric (mmm)
I'm gonna' tap my cleric (mmmmm)
He or she's going to swing at me
We both have a decent battlefield
Maybe they'll be alright
Maybe I'll sacrifice
But my opponent won't give it up
Playing too many clerics for you to touch
What you need right now is some Harsh Sustenance (for )
Pauper don't preach, cast a Suture Priest
Pauper don't preach, Blessing's almost free
I made up my mind, I'm tapping my cleric (uh)
I'm gonna' tap my cleric (ooh, oh)
Johnny, Johnny if you could only see
Just how much I can do with cleric synergy
You'd give up your goblins right now
'Cause clerics are fun, clerics are fun (so please)
Pauper don't preach, cast a Suture Priest
Pauper don't preach, Charming Misery
I made up my mind, I'm swingin' with clerics (uh)
I'm gonna' swing out, dammit (ooh, oh)
Pauper don't preach, cast a Suture Priest
Pauper don't preach, Mana Tithe is weak
Pauper don't preach, ooh
Pauper don't preach, I'm gonna cast a cleric (ooh)
Pauper don't preach, don't you stop playing me, Timmy
Pauper don't preach, I know I'm winning with clerics
We play the game
We're walkin' the planes
Got my playmat, it's true
Kitchen table with you
It's so magical
Professional or casual
Backpacks and sleeves
Delver of Secrets
Flip
Put my die to 20
The Professor suggests
Use Scryfall because
Gatherer is not the best
('Cause you know that, Baby, I)
Goblin Grenade until you stop me
Paper, pauper, W.o.t.C.
Banlists are for online only
So you know I'll play
Paper, pauper, W.o.t.C.
I promise I'll play nice
Well, at least unless you unify
MTGO format
With all of the printed product
Paper, pauper, W.o.t.C.
I'll be your foe
Then friend you on TO
Sinkholes and Fireballs
Sing a Hymn to Tourach
In between the games
Soda, candy and my vape
Mono- burn
Mono- Elves of course
Mono- control
Mono- whatever, Mono- weenies
Five-color Affinity
('Cause you know that, Baby, I)
Invigorate until you stop me
Paper, pauper, W.o.t.C.
Banlists are for online only
So you know I'll play
Paper, pauper, W.o.t.C.
I got all this power that I don't
Know to handle responsibly, so
I make a broken deck
I chose from all the printed product
Paper, pauper, W.o.t.C.
That's good
(We're playin' at a side-event)
Cast, cast
(Oops, Empty the Warrens)
Don't stop
(For anyone)
We're common, but we still have fun!
But I will Rally until you stop me
Paper, pauper, W.o.t.C.
Banlists are for online only
So you know I'll play
Paper, pauper, W.o.t.C.
I promise I'll play nice
If you would only help us all play right
Maybe you'll make paper
Helping us to unite online
and Paper, pauper, W.o.t.C.
Flight of the Planeswalker
1. "Anafenza, the Ghostbuster," by MaRay Parker Jr. (theme song for Quicksilver's Anafenza, The Ghostbuster)
If there's something jank, at your LGS
Who ya' gonna cast? Ghostbuster!
If they're playin' dredge, or aristocrat decks
Who ya' gonna cast? Ghostbuster!
I ain't afraid to play ghosts
I ain't afraid to play ghosts
If all your cards, are leavin' your graveyard
Who ya' gonna blame? Ghostbuster!
Eldrazi Monument, Promise & Sun Titan
Goin' infinite! Ghostbuster!
I ain't afraid to play ghosts
I ain't afraid to play ghosts
Who ya' gonna cast? Ghostbuster!
On the play or draw, by turn three or four
Just cast, Ghostbuster!
I ain't afraid to play ghosts
(I kinda' like this girl)
I ain't afraid to play ghosts
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Who ya' gonna cast? Ghostbuster!
If you've got a game, at a, kitchen table
Then you better play, Ghostbuster!
(Let me tell you something, 1/1 Spirits make me feel good!)
I ain't afraid to play ghosts
I ain't afraid to play ghosts
Don't run outta cards, oh no! Ghostbuster!
When it comes to control, or decks that mess wit' my tempo
I wish you'd just leave alone, Ghostbuster!
Who ya' gonna cast? Ghostbuster! (x16)
Oldies
1. "Mimics & Bovines," by Timmy Johns & The Amonkhells (theme song for Argy's Amonkhet Minotaurs--WITH MUSIC VIDEO!)
(Go-o)
Now I cast a minotaur
And then I cast another
Mimics & bovines
(Dra-aw)
It's midnight in Zulaport
NEHEB's a worthy warrior
Mimics & bovines
Every Friday night
(Tap) (Throne of the God-Pharaoh)
My creatures are swingin' (Throne of the God-Pharaoh)
Triggerin' everything (Throne of the God-Pharaoh)
It's just a Standard beating (Throne of the God-Pharaoh)
Mimics & bovines (Throne of the God-Pharaoh)
Every Friday night
Mimics & bovines, every Friday night (x6)
Quicksilver says... #2
Sorry, forgot this was a thing. I loved it, the vocals could have been a little lower pitched, but it was a fantastic effort.
March 19, 2018 11:41 p.m.