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Posted on Sept. 1, 2014, 11:30 a.m. by VampireArmy

I am rank #100....can I be a cool kid now?

We have anticipated your arrival. Welcome, Graduate. It is time for you to change your title. What will you choose?

September 1, 2014 11:54 a.m.

Ohthenoises says... #3

No.

September 1, 2014 11:58 a.m.

VampireArmy says... #4

Ohthenoises Sob I just wanna fit in!

CommanderOfBolas : I have chosen to do what I do best, be a disciple of dega/Mardu bloodhunter :P

September 1, 2014 12:02 p.m.

Ohthenoises says... #5

VampireArmy Hey, as long as you didn't spam just to get points I really don't care HOW you got here. Thank you for all of your contributions.

September 1, 2014 12:04 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #6

I have no idea how I got here actually...something about talking to you peeps. The fitting in was a joke of course. I'm fully happy enough knowing I've helped many a people on here

September 1, 2014 12:07 p.m.

Spootyone says... #7

I thought it was crazy that I ever managed to reach 100. Now at 47 I'm wondering if I just don't have a life orr....

September 1, 2014 12:31 p.m.

Dalektable says... #8

Welcome. Enjoy your stay.

September 1, 2014 12:31 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #9

Thanks :3 I'm not sure what to say.

September 1, 2014 12:43 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #10

Spootyone, you think you don't have a life at 47? I'm at 9... Wait, no, I jumped to 8! What does that tell you about my life?

September 1, 2014 1:30 p.m.

gnarlicide says... #11

Welcome, brother...

September 1, 2014 2:03 p.m.

tooTimid says... #12

I feel like that little kid staring in the window of the candy store.

Someday

September 1, 2014 2:31 p.m.

Spootyone says... #13

GoldGhost012 Lol well I went from 100 to 60-ish during a time when I felt I was doing nothing on the site. That was what really confused me.

RedSoxFanKy: Do it!

September 1, 2014 2:37 p.m.

The Doctor says... #14

I went from like #60 to #43 just by doing what I was doing.

Points make no sense, yo.

September 1, 2014 2:43 p.m.

Jeez, you guys are nice to him, but when I make a thread, you go ballistic.

Just kidding, welcome to the club.

September 1, 2014 3:10 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #16

No one wants to be fed to my aristocrat is all.....seeing as we wasted our goat supply and spirits are running low...huehuehue

September 1, 2014 3:11 p.m.

I've still got goats.

September 1, 2014 3:12 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #18

hmmm.....for now...for now

September 1, 2014 3:12 p.m.

I'll always have goats. Until they start eating each other, again.

September 1, 2014 3:29 p.m.

The_Raven says... #20

Fuck.... I'm only 401.... Damn, it feels like I have been posting forever.... Does it help to sacrifice goats?

September 1, 2014 4:03 p.m.

Scytec says... #21

You kidding NorthernRaven I made top 200 solely by sacrificing goats. I mean, I commented and stuff. But it was definitely the goats. :p And congrats on the top 100 spot. :p But I'm coming for you. ; p

September 1, 2014 4:19 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #22

yolo my names been changed ;) i'm all about just chilling with you awesome nerds and brewing/helping others brew. My rank never really mattered

September 1, 2014 4:33 p.m.

The_Raven says... #23

Wait, wait.... I heard MTG is getting pretty mainstream! The Lord of the Rings is for nerds!

September 1, 2014 4:41 p.m.

The Doctor says... #24

Man, you guys have goats, while I've got a plethora of Storm Crow s to sacrifice.

I guess we know who has the better sacrifices.

September 1, 2014 5:37 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #25

I sacrifice zombies.. and Spirits.

September 1, 2014 5:40 p.m.

....I sacrifice elder dragons....

September 1, 2014 5:41 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #27

So that's what happened to ugin

September 1, 2014 5:45 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #28

... Ugin's definitely not an Elder Dragon...

September 1, 2014 5:52 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #29

Was he not? I thought he was one of them until nicol killed him...

On an unrelated note i was just ran off the road and crashed my bike due to a loser failing to use a turn signal...good times

September 1, 2014 5:59 p.m.

Welcome to the club Vampire ; )

September 1, 2014 7:33 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #31

Ya know....i think when i first joined here i was legitimately afraid to even interact with you guys. I was so full of noobatry that it was painful. I went back to my old vanpirearmy account on another site and jesus....i was such a dweeb! Lol. You guys have literally forced me to grow a spine and have actually made me into a much better player with trial by fire. I hope that one day someone else will feel the same way about me teaching them? Stay awesome folks

September 1, 2014 7:48 p.m.

Ohthenoises says... #32

You think we're bad? Try getting into an argument with zandl. LOL!

September 1, 2014 7:55 p.m.

Honestly, that was pretty great to hear. I love helping people out, and knowing that I play a part in making players better is why I love the game. And yeah, Nicol Bolas didn't kill the other elder dragons, I sacrificed them to cheat my way into the top 100. Cuz that is how I roll

September 1, 2014 7:55 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #34

I think i actually have at some point....wasn't fun but oh well he's a cool dude.

September 1, 2014 8:02 p.m.

So... I'm at 101. And now it's an arms race. I need to get that stupid diminutive "Deckling" classification off of my profile. Maybe I should start spamming.

September 1, 2014 8:17 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #36

Bad idea....It's not worth it. Just be you and if you take my spot, so be it. I have 0 use for rank anymore

September 1, 2014 8:20 p.m.

Ohthenoises says... #37

GlistenerAgent Please don't spam.

If you feel like being more helpful though you can broaden your horizons and start to comment on things a little out of your scope to learn more about the game. I used to be an aggro only, death to control, type of player. Now I have spread out my game a little better so I can play more archetypes.

Disclaimer: I'm not saying you are too narrowminded. I have no clue as to your preferences. I'm just sharing my personal experiences.

When all else fails:

September 1, 2014 9:12 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #38

Someone should teach me not to hate blue...

September 1, 2014 9:13 p.m.

Haha, I was kidding. I'm not that immature. So f you bastards and your fing mothers for thinking otherwise.

I've definitely become more knowledgeable of different formats and concepts by perusing the site.

September 1, 2014 9:14 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #40

Wait..scratch that...jeskai tempo might actually be a thing i play...i have a play set of lightning helix that need a home and i need a change of scenery from dega for backup...

September 1, 2014 9:18 p.m.

Lol the triple asterisks turned into italicized bold.

UWR Geist is a decent Modern deck. Who doesn't love casting Remand and Cryptic Command ? I'm generally an aggro-combo player, and even I like that stuff.

September 1, 2014 9:19 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #42

I had a geist once...pulled it from my first pack of that set...traded iy for a bulk rare because i was newer to how things were priced and the guy convinced me his 40 cent gut was worth the same...

September 1, 2014 9:21 p.m.

Isnt markdown syntax JUST AWESOME

But seriously, VA, we've all been there. I once traded away a Resto for some checkland.

September 2, 2014 1:02 a.m.

VampireArmy says... #44

:P you will find that i traded a misty rainforest for checklands on my trades on here...

September 2, 2014 1:09 a.m.

Friends, lend me your poisons. I want to drink them.

September 2, 2014 7:27 a.m.

TheGamer says... #46

Welcome brother! Now you can learn the arts of goat sacrificing.

As for me, I still have to upgrade to be a cool kid unfortunately :/ I am working on it though.

September 3, 2014 4:55 p.m.

@TheGamer: I don't know your situation, but its only five dollars.

September 3, 2014 4:59 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #48

TheGamer Totally just upgraded you...

September 3, 2014 5 p.m.

TheGamer says... #49

Ya... I can certainly afford it vampirelazarus, I just have to get around to it. Im a pretty lazy guy XD

September 3, 2014 5:01 p.m.

TheGamer says... #50

Whoa whoa whoa... Seriously? VampireArmy...

September 3, 2014 5:02 p.m.

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