Ideas for the Next Unglued Set

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Posted on April 1, 2014, 4:17 p.m. by BoromirOfGondor

It's been a long time since Unhinged. If they ever decided to make another Parody set, what joke cards would you like to see in the next Un- set? Share your ideas below!

jbnet211 says... #2

some joke planeswalkers would be interesting

April 1, 2014 4:22 p.m.

jbnet211 it would be awesome if they reprinted Jace, the Mind Sculptor XD

April 1, 2014 4:24 p.m.

Didgeridooda says... #4

Unspired, Undestructable, Unheroic, Last strike, Unfinnity, I think you see where I am going with this, I could go on forever.

EDH stuff too. Land that taps for each color not in your commanders identity.

April 1, 2014 5:10 p.m.

Dalektable says... #5

Didgeridooda I've got one.

Jace, The Airhead

UUU

Mythic Rare

Creature - Human Mage

If ~ would be put into the graveyard or exile from anywhere, return him to your hand instead.

Unheroic - Whenever an opponent targets ~ give them the middle finger and counter the spell. You may copy any spell that targets ~ and choose new targets for the copy.

1/1

"Okay, no I'm not overpowered alright? Everyone needs to just forget about Jace, the Mindsculptor already! I mean look at me, I can't even draw cards. How is that overpowered?" - Jace, The Airhead

April 1, 2014 5:46 p.m.

Dalektable says... #6

I would love to see some more cards that can effect other players games. Man, I am so upset I wasnt playing at the time the Un-sets were in print and being drafted. I would have loved to have been able to look around, and then yell over to my friend in the middle of his game cast an Ass Whuppin' on something he controlled :D

April 1, 2014 5:52 p.m.

brokendwarf says... #7

I'd want to see something like Izzet Staticaster , only it does damage to players with the same name.

April 1, 2014 6:45 p.m.

Dalektable says... #8

brokendwarf Deal one damage to every player with the same name. If that player was named Timmy, Johnny or Spike deal five damage to that player instead."

April 1, 2014 7 p.m.

Didgeridooda says... #9

brokendwarf and a creature that reads. Tap to change target players name until end of turn.

April 1, 2014 8:02 p.m.

Hunter_mtg says... #10

I think a spell with no text and no casting cost would be interesting.

April 1, 2014 9:46 p.m.

Jacques says... #11

Splash

0

Mythic Rare

Instant

"But nothing happened!"


It's brilliant, right?

April 1, 2014 10:04 p.m.

DobeNode says... #12

I kind of like the "unheroic" ability, but a different way:

Whiny FriendRUnheroic - Whenever you target a permanent that you control that is not this card with a spell, Whiny Friend deals 2 damage to you.

"Dude, cmon, why does he get some? I didn't get any. Lame, dude..."-Steve

1.5/1.5

That seem good?

April 1, 2014 10:06 p.m.

guessling says... #13

Elitism

RWBGU

Enchantment

Your life total is equal to 1+ the highest lifetotal among all other players in the game.

"Face it. I'm just better than you."


That's Cheap

BBB

Enchantment

Sacrifice a permanent you control: Put X money counters on ~ where X is equal to the sacrificed permanent's value (roundest to the nearest dollar) according to Star City Games.

Sacrifice ~: Remove all cards from the game with values according to Star City Games less than the number of money counters on ~.

"You can't win until you get some real cards."

April 1, 2014 10:35 p.m.

Didgeridooda says... #14

Drunken Goblin

Tap and some mana cost, and sacrifice him to sacrifice target opponents permanent.

April 2, 2014 10:45 p.m.

hyperlocke says... #15

Drawn to Big Names

Sorcery

Each player puts X 1/1 black Mercenery creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is the length of his or her name.

Ben, you poor bastard...

April 3, 2014 3:55 p.m.

hyperlocke says... #16

No, those would have to be soldier tokens...

Drawn to Money

Sorcery

Each player reveals the top card of his or her library and puts X 1/1 black Mercenery creature tokens onto the battlefield, where X is the revealed card's value according to StarCityGames, rounded down.

If he can pay for Storm Crow s and Charging Badger s, he must have money, right guys? Guys?

April 3, 2014 4:34 p.m.

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