My theory

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Posted on Sept. 16, 2014, 5:50 p.m. by TheRedDude

So, we know time travel, and that sarkhan is involved. i think that they will save Ugin. Yay hooray happy ending! oh and i also believe that SARKHAN WILL DIE! Bolas will want revenge on whoever this weird little shaman is, so does some scrying or whatever, kills his parent or grandparent or ancestor or whatever to get back at him, causing him to never get born, but due to Sarkhan causing this, he still would exist in order to cause his own downfall and Ugin's salvation. It will also have ripple effects that will replace everyone on Lowryn with ducks and Phyrexia with a pastry. Is that last bit too out there?

twospires says... #1

No, no, no! Universal Complications is well and good when we're talking about our universe, but this is the Multiverse we're dealing with here. Multiverse Theory is more what we're looking for, but even that is mostly unfounded hypotheses and vague speculation. It can lay a decent groundwork, but we really need to get some field research done and I don't feel like tangling with Nicol Bolas at the moment.

September 30, 2014 7:02 p.m.

TheRedDude says... #2

i suppose i could scry for the answer, but that would require a roast beef sandwich with mayo

September 30, 2014 7:06 p.m.

biggestmtgnerd says... #3

OR DOES IT?!?!

October 3, 2014 5:34 a.m.

TheRedDude says... #4

yes, it does

October 3, 2014 6:46 a.m.

biggestmtgnerd says... #5

OK.

October 3, 2014 8:55 a.m.

TheRedDude says... #6

need... cow meat... vampire... havent had... must... ugh...

October 3, 2014 3:47 p.m.

GenesisWave says... #7

dafuq did I just read? pasta this, ducks that? did it ever occur to any of you that even in an alternate duck universe, bolas will still get beaten by a japanese guy with a hammer? if anything, from what history has shown us, japanese guys with hammers > ducks. When have you ever seen a duck beat a japanese man with a hammer?

think about it.

October 6, 2014 10:34 a.m.

TheRedDude says... #8

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October 6, 2014 3:28 p.m.

TheRedDude says... #9

Japanese guys with hammers cannot exist without Sarkhan

October 6, 2014 3:31 p.m.

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