New Sarkhan is worse than Tibalt.
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Posted on Sept. 5, 2014, 6:57 p.m. by DX5
I am calling it right now. New Sorin somewhat playable.
You can come to my house in that dress...
I also got top 8 @ a poker tournament .... Tibalt was holding the poker. Good thing I have a high pain threshold. . And a lot of booze.
On another note, I wish I never participated in this thread.. But I can't quit you Tibalt!! You were always there for me.... in my junk binder, behind the basic lands, and then behind the moldy cheese slices.
September 6, 2014 8:55 p.m.
Inquisitor000 says... #4
Sarrkhan can basically be read as on your turn you have a 4/4 flying indestructible and hasty dragon, that if you need to can be used as a flame slash
September 6, 2014 10:34 p.m.
CanadianShinobi says... #7
But zandl they're so close to cult classic status at this point though!
September 6, 2014 11:39 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #9
We can close threads?! I WANT TO HAVE THIS POWER.
September 7, 2014 12:22 a.m.
VampireArmy says... #10
vampirelazarus I asked Epoch about that earlier in relation to people asking rules questions in the wrong threads. It was my hope that by people not getting their questions answered that they'd get the hint and move them to the correct place :3 i have not heard word of it but i'm assuming only epoch and yeago can do that
September 7, 2014 12:28 a.m.
vampirelazarus says... #11
They should let me have that power.
I hate necro'd threads.
September 7, 2014 12:47 a.m.
GeoKinetic says... #12
There is only one deck you can possibly play tibalt in and it will work even a little bit, and that is storm. I don't mean UR Storm with Serum Visions and Sleight of Hand , I mean budget mono red storm with Wild Guess , Faithless Looting and Goblin Lore . It's the only deck where the disadvantage you get out of discarding at random doesn't impact your game plan.
September 7, 2014 3:38 a.m.
TheRedDude says... #13
tibalt isnt the tastiest planeswalker, but add some Razor Boomerang into the equation and hes great in comparison
September 7, 2014 10:10 a.m.
BlastercoolWeird says... #14
also can we talk about how people run Tibalt with flashback and madness and unearth and are like, "no guys, he's good with that deck! I swear!"
NO! HE ISN'T! He's a buildaround walker who you build around not to make him more powerful but to minimize how he utterly fucks you over. You build around him so you have a deck that still functions. you know this gaping flesh wound isn't so bad after I cover it in a ton of band-aids
by op's logic Ornithopter is a windmill same in RDW because it's literally free. "hey it doesn't cost anything so you shouldn't expect it to have more than 0 power"
September 7, 2014 1:49 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #15
BlastercoolWeird don't feed the troll it only makes him stronger
September 7, 2014 2:01 p.m.
BlastercoolWeird says... #16
I don't even care, honestly, if this is really what they derive joy from then fantastic for them. Congrats on their ability to stir up anger in others by saying blatantly wrong statements, that sure was a challenge and not at all a pointless and ill-willed waste of everyone's time.
September 7, 2014 2:07 p.m.
BlastercoolWeird says... #18
because imo new Sarkhan is the best, or at least, one of the best mono-red walkers in the game right now
Also I wanted to use this thread to bring up how tibalt is so fucking garbage that even decks built around him can't make him good.
September 7, 2014 2:15 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #19
Meh i think Chandra, Pyromaster is better but i think that's more of a playstyle choice
September 7, 2014 2:29 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #20
Man, I wish Jaya Ballard, Task Mage were a planeswalker.
September 7, 2014 2:57 p.m.
BlastercoolWeird says... #23
GoldGhost012 Planeswalker as-in the card-type, smart alec.
September 7, 2014 3:07 p.m.
vampirelazarus says... #25
No, I get it. My phrasing of the statement wasn't the best.
I'll admit, I did think it was funny.
September 7, 2014 3:17 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #27
What... I.... Oh god, the goggles, they do nothing!
September 7, 2014 6:44 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #29
I'm incorporating that phrase into my vocabulary fluffybunnypants.
September 7, 2014 6:57 p.m.
Blizzicane says... #30
Oh god this reminds me of that last Tibalt thread some glorious quotes came out of that one. I am so glad I came here Q_Q
VampireArmy says... #1
vampirelazarus
Open the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody do the dinosaur.
September 6, 2014 7:07 p.m.