Profaner of the Dead... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Posted on March 14, 2015, 4:56 p.m. by TheNinjaJesus
Put your best CSI Miami decapitation pun here.
Mine was
"I guess you could say he..."Sunglasses"...Works for the head shop."YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
FinchFalcon says... #3
"I suppose that's certainly one way to..." sunglasses "... Get ahead." YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
March 14, 2015 5:03 p.m.
canterlotguardian says... #4
I think my Jalira EDH deck just got a new toy.
March 14, 2015 5:32 p.m.
That guy died because he got too angry. You could say he lost his head. snicker snicker.
March 14, 2015 5:43 p.m.
MagicalHacker says... #6
Maybe we should quit while we're... ahead.
Some of these are... a cut above the rest.
But others are... headed in the wrong direction.
March 14, 2015 5:45 p.m.
SwaggyMcSwagglepants says... #11
I'm proud of the users here, because nobody made the joke "He's getting head."
I'm not making that joke, by the way. I'm just pointing it out, ok...
March 14, 2015 6:29 p.m.
We haven't been making much headway with the joke quality here...
March 14, 2015 6:41 p.m.
Naga wizard? More like "noggin" wizard.
This is what you get for sticking your neck out for people....
In memory of the fallen, he died ahead of his time....
March 14, 2015 10:13 p.m.
FinchFalcon says... #19
How many people are watching this thread? Can I get a quick head count?
March 15, 2015 9:19 p.m.
TheNinjaJesus says... #20
I guess you could say that we're getting a little...
((sunglasses))
heady in here.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
March 15, 2015 10:02 p.m.
I like this card, I give it a nod.
With it's bounce ability, you can certainly get a-head on board state.
March 16, 2015 7:47 a.m.
This thread is further proof that all magic players enjoy terrible, terrible puns!
March 16, 2015 8:20 a.m.
WOTC is head-ing in the right direction here.
On another note, we're all a bunch of pun heads.
YEAHHHHH!
March 16, 2015 10:51 a.m.
I guess you could say he has sunglasses a head.....
I'm so horrible cries myself to sleep
March 16, 2015 4:12 p.m.
This thread is awesome! It's racing a-head of the others in terms of humor! :D
March 16, 2015 8:07 p.m.
TheNinjaJesus says... #32
Maybe the Profaner of the Dead should stop playing...
((sunglasses))
head games
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
March 16, 2015 8:28 p.m.
Pretty much a cut above the rest.
And you mean Head Games? That's going to cause people to lose their...heads.
March 16, 2015 8:31 p.m.
No Nearly Headless Nick jokes yet?...
Just me?...
...okay...
March 16, 2015 8:50 p.m.
When I asked for a close shave and a hair cut.... This is not what I had in mind....
March 16, 2015 9:06 p.m.
@Kcin
I think if you had said, "Just a little off the top.", it would have had the same results.
March 17, 2015 8:50 a.m.
SwaggyMcSwagglepants says... #37
Couldn't think of any good head jokes other than the getting head joke that I said I didn't make.
Heading
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
March 17, 2015 11:29 p.m.
I can tell you right now, I'm heading for the magic shop to grab this little pretty!
March 19, 2015 6:35 p.m.
TheNinjaJesus says... #45
He's in an intro pack? I guess he's getting...
((sunglasses))
ahead in this world.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
March 19, 2015 10:33 p.m.
Well I guess headhunters exist across the Multiverse... I thought they only lived in the Amazon....
canterlotguardian says... #2
Link to card image pl0x?
March 14, 2015 5 p.m.