Sultai talk
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Posted on Aug. 30, 2014, 8:14 a.m. by kanofudo
So the Sultai clan (BUG colors) is a bunch of snake people on the clan of tarkir. Does that mean that there's a bunch of snakes on that plane?
gnarlicide says... #3
I actually thought this threat was going to be serious...
Sad gnarlicide is sad right now.
August 30, 2014 9:33 a.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #5
Look what you've done guys, you've made gnarlicide sad. He might make more questionable life decisions now.
August 30, 2014 9:59 a.m.
TheRedDude says... #6
Yeah, don't just hurt others for your own selfish needs!
August 30, 2014 10:10 a.m.
Servo_Token says... #7
I am absolutely fine with the amount of legless reptiles that reside on tarkir.
August 30, 2014 10:19 a.m.
OutspokenFerret says... #9
Arena Athlete reprint confirmed. Except now it has flying and Heroic is replaced with:
"Whenever a snake creature dealt damage by this bonified badass is put into the graveyard this turn, Arena Manthlete gets +1 sweg until end of flight."
August 30, 2014 10:43 a.m.
aeonstoremyliver says... #10
I just want a wallet that says "Bad Motherfucker" on it.
August 30, 2014 1:48 p.m.
gnarlicide says... #11
I actually have one of those wallets... My wife bought it for me for Christmas a couple years ago.
All I told her was that I wanted a wallet with my middle name on it, and she knew what to do.
August 30, 2014 2:07 p.m.
gnarlicide says... #12
I think the shitty part about the OP is that it just opens a whole new door to crappy BUG puns for decks...
I mean, look at the other wedges and guilds, there are not that many terrible puns for them that are made on a regular basis. But oh shit, some one made a BUG deck and they absolutely HAVE to name it something referencing their opponent being bothered...
Haha, so crever. (I am saying that in an Asian voice, FYI)
Now we get turbo puns about S.O.A.P.
My nipples explode with delight (sarcasm alert). Which reminds me, when is yeaGO going to add the sarcasm button to this place? Or make the rule that sarcasm can only be in comic sans font. Nothing serious ever gets said in comic sans. Everyone knows that.
omnipotato says... #2
August 30, 2014 8:45 a.m.