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Posted on May 13, 2016, 4:51 p.m. by Smileycorp
At my lgs there is a guy, who has a deck built with pulling off a combo, it is in the abzan colours and the deck attempts to March from the Tomb four Kalastria Healer in one go, dealing 17 damage. The only creatures in the deck are the Kalastria Healer. The rest of the deck are a playset of March from the Tomb, playset of Retreat to Hagra and Retreat to Emeria as well as many tutor cards. I wanted to know what other hilarious decks that shouldn't work, that you've seen or possibly used.
Dalektable says... #3
Mono Blue Brain in a Jar is hilarious, you cast a billion card draw spells, maybe bounce a few creatures and suddenly cast Rise from the Tides for 10+ zombies and cast a take an extra turn spell in the same turn untap and win. Pretty fun.
May 13, 2016 5:10 p.m.
MenacingBunny says... #6
The Alter Ego of Enduring Scalelord
Standard
SCORE: 1 | 64 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER
The Swiftest of Warkites
Standard
SCORE: 2 | 3 COMMENTS | 62 VIEWS
Two of my decks that shouldn't work but do. Keep in mind these are budget.
May 14, 2016 2:55 a.m.
McSleuthburger says... #7
zandl G/W tokens is pretty jank
Ive always been a fan of Assault Formation decks, with SoI i need some Thing in the Ice Flip to complete my deck so if anybody is giving out 4 of them you let me know
May 14, 2016 10:01 a.m.
krunchyfrogg says... #8
beckhr: I don't think it's an awful idea, as long as that isn't the only win con of the deck.
LOL if it is!
May 25, 2016 10:17 p.m.
PistonGolem says... #9
McSleuthburger please find this person who give out cards for free, I need some cards to complete (and start) my decks...
May 25, 2016 10:34 p.m.
krunchyfrogg: It's not the only way to win, but it gives some nice inevitability because there are no shatter storm effects, I think.
May 26, 2016 12:53 a.m.
I run nothing but comboy, non-meta standard decklists here are 3:
Kolaghan is a jerk! - reanimate (nearly) every creature AND spell in your deck! Control them to the ground then cast Dragonlord Kolaghan
Revenge of the port town - Exile, unsummon and kill every non-land permanent... then kill them with your Port Town
Simic Mastery - No Creature Left Behind! - Mind control everything! As long as you can protect your Willbreaker
June 4, 2016 5:46 p.m.
JaceArveduin says... #12
You guys like spamming devil tokens, right? How about assform? Why not both?
beckhr says... #2
I've seen this RUG Investigate deck that uses the clue tokens with Ghirapur AEther Grid to ping their opponent to death.
May 13, 2016 5:08 p.m.