Ode to Jank

Standard forum

Posted on March 21, 2014, 10:30 p.m. by Violinist

I am impossible to please.

I pathologically avoid doing things I've seen done before.

More than anything, today's Standard environment only makes me miss Innistrad.

What few cards catch my eye are incompatible and/or bad, and the garbage decks I build around them only make me sad.

But I still dream. One day I will be good. One day my decks will not be junk, but jank.

One day I will win a game of MTG.

tooTimid says... #2

I cry every time.

March 21, 2014 11:03 p.m.