Suspiciously Punny
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Posted on April 8, 2016, 8:30 p.m. by Epidilius
Every time you have five mana open, say to your opponent "You look like you suspect me of something." or any other sentence that alludes to Confirm Suspicions.
When you're about to play it, start by saying: "I bet you're wondering why I have five mana."
Follow this up with a "Let me confirm your suspicions!" and play the card, lose when the judge has enough of your puns and kicks you out.
@EmblemMan in draft last night, I started running UW Investigate/Spirits, and when I was passed Confirm Suspicions P3P3 I took it. It actually ended up being a great card to use.
For Constructed though, yeah, who the hell would want to run it.
April 8, 2016 11:08 p.m.
GreenYawgmoth says... #5
I win matches not by playing well or having a good deck, but by making so many puns that my opponents lose all will to live before the end of game 2.
EmblemMan says... #2
One problem with your story....you have to play that card in your deck....
April 8, 2016 8:48 p.m.