So, Supporter Upgrade?
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Posted on Aug. 23, 2015, 5:55 p.m. by HolyFalcon
You all know, the 3$ a month Supporter Upgrade. Anyone know the 'secret benefits'?
I'm a supporter, and I was randomly upgraded. Otherwise the secrets are secrets.
August 23, 2015 6 p.m.
filledelanuit says... #4
I you become a supporter you can get access to the secret cocaine parties where yeaGO and Epochalyptik take body shots off of Ohthenoises. It requires the secret password and 100 goats to be sacrificed to the T/O gods.
August 23, 2015 6:02 p.m.
Ohthenoises says... #6
That's not the first time people have put our names in the same sentence referring to us and Jell-O shots.
August 23, 2015 6:16 p.m.
Honestly, being a supporter is only $3 a month and it really helps the site out. I would urge you to consider it just for the wellness of this place. I'm sure yeaGO would appreciate it!
August 23, 2015 6:32 p.m.
HolyFalcon says... #11
I mean, it is only 3$ a month, I'll probably get it if it means keeping T/O running. Let me just get my money back on track first as I try to pay for all this postage.
August 23, 2015 6:41 p.m.
I've been a supporter for ~5 months I believe. I recieved a lovely email from a Nigerian prince the second month, and should be a multimillionare come next April. In July, I was selected out of 14 million people to win a Lifetime supply of Diet Shasta soda. Needless to say, I've never looked back!
August 23, 2015 6:47 p.m.
I plan to do this as soon as I get a steady job. For now, I've got six bucks to last the week.
August 23, 2015 7:04 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #14
The first rule of upgrade is you do not talk about upgrade
The second rule of upgrade is you DO NOT talk about UPGRADE
The third rule of upgrade is if this is your first upgrade thread....you have to upgrade.
August 23, 2015 7:20 p.m.
filledelanuit says... #15
CRAP!!!! I forgot about Chief.
Alright, here's how it goes down folk:
While, Epoch, Yeago and Noises are doing body shots, Chief is getting a lap dance from the hooker they hired and Femme is giving VA a lecture on sociology while the other supporters watch in awe. They get the leftovers from the top 10 like extra hookers, cocaine and vodka (or Yeager or Rum or whatever the top 10 prefer).
August 23, 2015 7:41 p.m.
Pretty sure top ten drink goat blood. That's the running joke right?
August 23, 2015 7:46 p.m.
filledelanuit says... #17
I mean, Yeager is pretty much the same thing as goat blood right Epochalyptik?
August 23, 2015 7:50 p.m.
VampireArmy says... #18
Unsolicited lectures result in my immediate ignoring you for life
August 23, 2015 7:54 p.m.
GreenGhost says... #19
This sounds like my kinda crazy. I will upgrade as soon as I have a steady source of income, cause it's been way too long since I've had some quality goat blood.
August 23, 2015 9:11 p.m.
canterlotguardian says... #20
lordoftheshadows as a borderline alcoholic, I feel compelled to correct you on your spelling. it's spelled "Jager" as in, short for "Jagermeister", aka one of the best alcohols to ever hit the face of the planet, aka Alcoholic Cough Syrup. lol
August 23, 2015 9:21 p.m.
filledelanuit says... #21
canterlotguardian Apologies, I just guessed as to the spelling. I knew what it's short for but I can't spell for shite.
So, you're saying that it does taste like Goat Blood then?
August 23, 2015 9:26 p.m.
canterlotguardian says... #22
It is what goat blood wishes it could taste like.
August 23, 2015 9:29 p.m.
canterlotguardian says... #24
Eeurgh. Black licorice is the devil. Dark chocolate tastes better than that, and I don't even like dark chocolate all that much.
August 23, 2015 9:37 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #25
What about me? >.>
Me buying tokens counts as my support for this site. I'm pretty sure I spent about 1 grand just for the tokens.
I counted 278 features (meaning 278 tokens). If I spend $20 for 25 tokens, 278/25=11 (approx), 11x20=220. Okay, so maybe I only spent around $200 on tokens.
DBCooper says... #2
they mail you a modern masters booster every month until you pull a playset of goyfs.
I have no idea. but I'd also like to know. Consider me subscribed.
August 23, 2015 5:58 p.m.