TappedOut drinking game
TappedOut forum
Posted on Jan. 12, 2014, 11:47 p.m. by cr14mson
Feel free to add your own. But I feel like drinking everytime Epochalyptik says this:
"Rules questions belong in the Q&A."
GoldGhost012 says... #3
Lol. How about every time some tells me to replace Sedge Scorpion with Wasteland Viper in my Sedge Scorpion -themed deck.
January 12, 2014 11:50 p.m.
Drink every time the top deck just has an amusing name/description and no real originality.
Drink every time you try and deckcycle even though you're out for the day.
Drink every time someone asks about Firedrinker Satyr .
January 12, 2014 11:58 p.m.
"Drink every time someone asks about Firedrinker Satyr
."
This. -_-
January 13, 2014 12:04 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #6
Drink every time someone else drinks.
Drink every time someone says they don't drink.
With that being said ...
I don't drink!
January 13, 2014 12:47 a.m.
Me neither, but that's because I'm a law-abiding citizen (with the exception of some Coastal Piracy ).
January 13, 2014 12:50 a.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #8
I'll drink to that! (In a few more years when I'm legal!)
January 13, 2014 12:51 a.m.
Drink every time someone posts the same thread that someone else just posted.
Drink every time someone recommends standard cards in eternal formats.
Drink every time someone fails to link the cards they're talking about.
January 13, 2014 12:56 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #11
Drink every time someone asks someone else, on their profile, to look at their deck.
January 13, 2014 1:02 a.m.
Drink every time someone tries to link a card and ends up linking a deck instead.
January 13, 2014 1:02 a.m.
ItchiUchiha117 says... #13
Drink whenever someone links Day of Judgement?!?!?!! instead of Day of Judgment .
Drink whenever someone says Storm Crow .
And I just realized that drinking games are based around triggered abilities.
January 13, 2014 1:12 a.m.
ryuzaki32667 says... #14
Everyone will be out of drinks within ten minutes haha
January 13, 2014 1:20 a.m.
TurboFagoot says... #15
Drink every time someone dedicates way too much effort to "breaking" a bad card.
Whoops just killed everyone of alcohol poisoning.
January 13, 2014 1:39 a.m.
Unforgivn_II says... #16
Drink whenever someone links tempest's name wrong.
January 13, 2014 2:30 a.m.
ChiefWannaHacka says... #17
Take 2 shots: Target player must take a shot.
If you drink and it is your 1st drink within the hour, instead take 2 shots.
BOOM, our game now has activated abilities and replacement effects!
January 13, 2014 3:33 a.m.
Drink every time someone says "I play with 61 cards because it doesn't matter."
My friend and I have thought up drinking games for DotPW before, since almost every player on there is fuggin' awful.
"Drink every time someone tries to cast a kill-spell that targets your Hexproof creature."
"Drink every time someone casts a main-phase Spellstutter Sprite and passes the turn."
"Drink every time someone taps Wellwisher in their own main phase."
"Drink every time someone pauses the game for 30 seconds after a free-cast Commandeer to try to figure out what the fuck just happened."
"Drink every time someone blocks with a 4/4 when you attack with a 1/1 with a handful of obvious combat tricks."
"Drink every time someone tries to respond to Phantasmal Image 'entering the battlefield.' "
"Drink every time someone casts All Is Dust when your only permanents are lands, noncreature artifacts, and Etched Champion ."
"Drink every time someone casts Journey to Nowhere and your only creatures have Hexproof/Shroud."
"Drink every time someone 'chump blocks' Primeval Titan with a 1/1 while at 5 or less life."
"For that matter, drink every time someone 'chump blocks' any trample damage. ... Okay. Maybe just a sip, because fuckin' nobody understands trample on DoTPW."
"Drink every time your opponent opts out of blocking with a beat-stick but refuses to attack."
"Drink every time your opponent plays a 100-card deck, casts a main-phase tap-out Summoning Trap , finds the 1 copy of Avenger of Zendikar , then plays his/her land for the turn."
"Drink every time your opponent kills himself with Magma Phoenix ."
"Drink every time your opponent has blue mana open and pauses the game for 7 seconds anytime anybody but him casts a spell."
"Drink every time your opponent windmill-slams Force of Will turn-2 to counter a 2/2 vanilla creature."
"Drink every time your opponent would rather gain 1 life with Oracle of Nectars and go to 37 than attack for 2."
"Drink every time your opponent gains 50+ life and you still put them to -89 in one swing with the Eldrazi deck."
"Drink every time your opponent sacrifices his/her Qasali Pridemage to destroy the Pacifism on the Qasali Pridemage ."
"Drink every time one of your 2HG opponents swings with a 1/1 and disrupts a Sublime Archangel 's 7 triggers of Exalted."
"Drink every time someone casts Brave the Elements and chooses the wrong color."
"Drink every time one 2HG partner attempts to flash in an EoT Spellstutter Sprite and is accidentally forced to counter the spell the other partner is casting at the same time."
"Drink every time your opponent plays an Oracle of Mul Daya , you see a land on top, and kill the Oracle before he/she can move the cursor over to the land to play it, because priority rules don't exist in DotPW."
"Drink every time someone else casts Armageddon when you have the only creatures on the board."
"Drink every time someone think they're being sneaky by copying their own Avacyn, Angel of Hope ."
"Drink every time you hard-lock someone out of combat phases with Stonehorn Dignitary and Dust Elemental ."
"Drink every time you burn the board with Sulfurous Blast and your opponent doesn't think to regenerate all their shit with Ezuri, Renegade Leader or Asceticism ."
"Drink every time your opponent Unsummon s your Draining Whelk and then quits when you counter their next spell with Draining Whelk ."
"Drink every time someone picks the wrong mode/player for Consult the Necrosages ."
"Drink every time gets a Rune-Scarred Demon onto the board and you copy it with Phantasmal Image , tutoring up another Image, copying it and tutoring up the third Image, copying it and tutoring up the fourth Image, copying it and tutoring up Force of Will ."
"Drink every time someone attempts to kill Snapcaster Mage before your Counterspell gains flashback."
"For that matter, drink every time someone tries to destroy the source of an effect or ability in an effort to stop it."
"Drink every time someone someone plays Karrthus, Tyrant of Jund , almost kills you with their army of Dragons, and then you untap, copy Karrthus with Phantasmal Image , and win the game."
"Drink every time someone forgets (has no idea?) that Evil Twin can kill the original creature."
"Drink every time someone uses Reinforce from Earthbrawn to save their Strangleroot Geist from dying the first time."
"Drink every time someone tries to trade with Predator Ooze , fails, and then tries to Doom Blade it post-combat."
"Drink every time someone targets your Primeval Titan with Doom Blade when you're staring at 2 more plus a Green Sun's Zenith in your hand."
"Drink every time someone paused the game out of confusion when you kill a 2/2 Lord of the Unreal and a 3/3 Phantasmal Bear with Volcanic Fallout ."
"Drink every time someone casts Scute Mob on turn-1."
"Drink every time one 2HG opponent casts Fleshbag Marauder while your other opponent's only creature is an 8/10 Kor Spiritdancer with Daybreak Coronet and Spirit Mantle ."
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The list could go on for days. And, yes. We keep a record of these.
January 13, 2014 3:56 a.m.
Also, back on TappedOut,
Drink every time you tag yourself in a post for whatever reason, reload the main page, and get excited when you see you have a notification.
January 13, 2014 3:57 a.m.
Drink every time someone complains that a really obscure creature token is not on the playtester.
Drink every time I get into a flame-war with a troll.
Drink every time you think a deck sounds cool, click to its page, look at it, and immediately lose interest.
Drink every time you check the Facebook page for site error details and find nothing. D=
Drink every time someone makes their username indecently huge and it obliterates the HTML on any page they've visited.
Drink every time someone wants to trade you 17 cents in card value from their binder,
Drink every time you start building a deck in the Deck Builder, get 30 cards in, and never go back to it.
Drink every time you have to suggest an Ally-Shard land (ex. Savage Lands ) on an EDH list.
Drink every time someone assaults you on a 3-year-old EDH list with "u suck Primeval Titan is banned dumbass".
Drink every time someone suggests RTR-block cards and forward on an EDH deck with the last edit date in 2011.
Drink every time somebody has 100 cards and then a Commander.
Drink every time someone necro-bumps the halfway serious "Reprint Policy Appeal Petition" thread.
Drink every time someone bitches about the Reprint Policy, for that matter.
Drink every time someone says "Great deck +1! Please help with my deck [noob-deck-needs-help-i-trade-+1s]!"
Drink every time you get tired of over-the-top flavorful deck names. I swear to fucking God, if I see another "Hexproofing the Devoted Heroics for Garruk's Monstrous Super-Friends" deck, I'm not paying my next internet bill.
Drink every time someone disagrees with you on anything in Legacy when neither of you fully understand the topic at hand.
Drink every time someone claims their 4-color Modern deck "is undefeated" with no fetches, dual-lands of any type, or tournament reports.
Drink every time you get a notification for a deck but have no fucking clue what the conversation's about because the creator updated the comments and the top one is them saying something along the lines of "yeah but its not that great. which do you think is better?"
January 13, 2014 4:15 a.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #22
I was going to create a thread about T/O etiquette, but this takes the cake.
January 13, 2014 4:35 a.m.
Really, this thread already fills you in on how TappedOut works and how to act more so than any other single thread does.
January 13, 2014 4:39 a.m.
that's quite a list. people actually do those things? o.O
((never played MtG online, just with physical cards so...wow))
January 13, 2014 5:40 a.m.
Epochalyptik says... #25
Part of the shame of online-only Magic is that players never get told they're wrong. At least, not in any meaningful way. The skill-building experiences are sorely lacking compared to tabletop Magic.
January 13, 2014 5:46 a.m.
Unforgivn_II- haha. That happens all the time. I'm still notified though
January 13, 2014 11:04 a.m.
Unforgivn_II says... #27
Huh. Well, that's cool. I just wonder if people ever actually read the tutorial.
January 13, 2014 4:05 p.m.
Dalektable says... #28
God, please no one actually try to play any of these, you would be needing to be raced to the hospital in half an hour.
January 13, 2014 5:49 p.m.
That's why my friend and I found out after roughly 15 minutes of playing random opponents in 2HG on DotPW.
January 13, 2014 6:47 p.m.
HarbingerJK says... #30
Drink every time someone gets confused about the rules for Silence
January 13, 2014 8:12 p.m.
So it's just W for a Render Silent with Counterflux stapled on???
January 13, 2014 8:23 p.m.
Drink every time someone compares a card to Time Walk .
January 13, 2014 8:28 p.m.
page 1, post #8
"Drink every time someone posts the same thread that someone else just posted."
glug glug glug...hic
January 13, 2014 10:15 p.m.
My drinking game isn't so sophisticated as all that. I sip every time I go to the next page in a forum thread.
Not so much a game as practiced alcoholism.
January 13, 2014 10:18 p.m.
HarbingerJK says... #38
@GoldGhost012 I consider that a compliment : p
now where's mi rum!?
January 13, 2014 10:26 p.m.
WovenNebula says... #39
I appreciate tappedout like never have before when I drink from now on.
January 14, 2014 3:58 a.m.
Drink every time someone upvotes Swamps.
Alcoholism, here we go!
January 14, 2014 12:47 p.m.
I see that this read isn't really about drinking games, but rather reasons why people drink.
In that vein, forum thread titles or MTG Q&A questions like the following:
"odd question"
"What do you think about this?"
"Help"
"What does this mean?"
etc.
drive me to drink
(You all know who you are - and everyone else does too.)
January 14, 2014 10:39 p.m.
NotSoLuckyLydia says... #42
Drink whenever somebody recommends something on your deck, you reply to it with a well thought out question, and they never answer back.
January 15, 2014 1:37 a.m.
Similar to the above:
Drink whenever someone comments on a deck that is labeled "Budget" - and even has in the description, "I cannot afford any shock lands," - with, "Replace all your basic lands and guildgates with shock-lands and mutavault."
January 15, 2014 12:47 p.m.
Drink every time someone complains about AEtherling being "too strong."
January 15, 2014 1:42 p.m.
Epochalyptik: I googled your name and search results came back with 'apocalyptic' theme wallpapers. it's here if you wanna edit it lol
January 15, 2014 7:11 p.m.
Drink every time someone bumps a thread from 3 days ago with no good reason to do so.
January 19, 2014 1:16 p.m.
Drink twice whenever somebody netdecks without giving credit (once for the netdeck; I don't think they belong on here, and once for no credit).
January 19, 2014 2:35 p.m.
Also, drink when somebody tells you to remove half my slivers from my sliver deck.
Drink when somebody suggests something in the "Do not Suggest" tab.
Epochalyptik says... #2
I have a prodigiously high tolerance, and even I don't want to play that game.
Fun fact: I have, on several occasions, answered Q&A posts and done other site maintenance while drunk. I noticed no difference in my accuracy or effectiveness.
January 12, 2014 11:49 p.m.