What determines your TappedOut Rank?

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Posted on July 15, 2014, 11:17 a.m. by TheGamer

So, on everyone's profile, they have a rank. What exactly goes into your rank? Like, I'm rank 113... So what factors made me rank 113?

Thanks everyone for your response!

yeaGO says... #2

the number comes from an objective source of ultimate reality and it reflects your participation on this site. every possible factor is pondered very carefully and many strenuous machinations are executed to push your activities through a formula. after much time and circumspection, a rank is discerned and assigned.

July 15, 2014 11:27 a.m.

TheGamer says... #3

Ok, I understand. Thanks yeaGO!

July 15, 2014 11:29 a.m.

EmblemMan says... #4

And what he means by that is its whoever clicks on the most posts and comments the most lol

July 15, 2014 11:33 a.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #5

You get more bonus points per Goat you sacrifice as well.

July 15, 2014 11:57 a.m.

Scytec says... #6

I think that is why I am still so high...haven't sacrificed any goats lately. Do you still use the silver sacrificial blade GoldGhost012? Or have you gotten creative?

July 15, 2014 11:59 a.m.

Cobthecobbler says... #7

Every time you play Storm Crow your point total goes up

July 15, 2014 12:01 p.m.

Scytec says... #8

You say that sarcastically...but I bet TitansFTW has gotten NUMEROUS points for his avocation of Storm Crow . Isn't that right Titans?

July 15, 2014 12:04 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #9

I injected 3 whole internets today and my rank went up by 6. Do with that as you will.

July 15, 2014 12:17 p.m.

TheGamer says... #10

So basically... I have to kill goats, make decks with Storm Crow s, and be on the internet a lot... Seems legit.

July 15, 2014 12:23 p.m.

Dalektable says... #11

Last week I built a sacrificial altar in my backyard on which I sacrificed over a hundred goat tokens. Yet, my rank stays the same...It takes serious hard work.

July 15, 2014 12:30 p.m.

TheGamer says... #12

... uh, I dunno if this is a crazy religion at work or just a TappedOut ranking system :/

July 15, 2014 12:32 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #13

Why not both? One of us One of us...

July 15, 2014 12:35 p.m.

xzzane says... #14

He's on to us! We must recruit him before he warns the rest of the world!

July 15, 2014 12:45 p.m.

gnarlicide says... #15

While sacrificing goat tokens is a thing. As well as storm crow decks created. For me, drunk posts work. It seems I found a loophole in the algorithm.

Or I have a drinking problem...

Either is fine with me.

July 15, 2014 12:45 p.m.

JakeHarlow says... #16

gnarlicide might be the One. A being born inside the T/O matrix who saw it for what it really was.

Goat tokens.

July 15, 2014 1:11 p.m.

Epochalyptik says...

"I can confirm that the algorithm does include total Goat tokens sacrificed."

July 15, 2014 1:14 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #18

I keep sacking Goat tokens, but Schuesseled really wants me to stay out of the top 10...

July 15, 2014 1:18 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #19

See I could care less about the Top 100 rank. I just want to change my thing from "Deckling" to "Dega Disciple"

July 15, 2014 1:23 p.m.

Dalektable says... #20

The amount of times users on this site end up chanting One of us, one of us... to someone would almost make someone think this is some kind of crazy religion. But of course that's ridiculous.

(Guys, we have to convert him before he let's the outside world know about us)

July 15, 2014 1:25 p.m.

Dalektable says... #21

VampireArmy I'm pretty sure the sole reason people want to make it to top 100 is so they can change their title, haha.

July 15, 2014 1:26 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #22

You gotta admit, it's great motivation.

July 15, 2014 1:27 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #23

Unfortunately I can only inject so many Internets. I'm still rank 200 ;-;

July 15, 2014 1:30 p.m.

Dalektable says... #24

The stretch between 200 and 100 felt like it lasted forever...

July 15, 2014 1:34 p.m.

Kcin says... #25

I am hovering between 105 and 108 lately... been that way for a few months.... soooo close... yet sooooo far.

July 15, 2014 1:51 p.m.

zandl says... #26

Drunk posts get a 1.5x multiplier.

July 15, 2014 1:55 p.m.

TheGamer says... #27

So I also have to be drunk?!? Im under age :(

July 15, 2014 2:13 p.m.

EmblemMan says... #28

From what ive gathered whilr studying this system...if u post someething about magic....it decrements u points....hmmm fascinating...thats how these people got so high

July 15, 2014 2:15 p.m.

TheGamer says... #29

interesting EmblemMan... your studies are correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!

July 15, 2014 2:16 p.m.

TheGamer says... #30

And also, I feel rank 113 is actually pretty good (except for the 13 in it). Am I correct? Im definitely happy to know im rank 113 out of hundreds of people.

July 15, 2014 2:17 p.m.

VampireArmy says... #31

.> Better than 200. Better resurrect the old Cathars' Crusade + Pristine Talisman + Trading Post Combo

July 15, 2014 2:20 p.m.

tooTimid says... #32

Grrrrr.... I've hovered at around 200 for the last 3-4 months!

BRING ME MOAR GOATS!!!!!

July 15, 2014 3:12 p.m.

Schuesseled says... #33

@GoldGhost012 You take my spot and I'll hunt yous down.

July 15, 2014 5:21 p.m.

megawurmple says... #34

Scytec How do you think I climbed up the ranks so quickly? If you pray to the great Lord Crow (and sacrifice lots of goats and say please), your prayers will be answered. Naturally, I chose to get a high ranking on this site, because that is the most important thing.

July 15, 2014 5:34 p.m.

Scytec says... #35

As long as you have your priorities in order GoldGhost012 haha.

July 15, 2014 5:37 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #36

I have a secret strategy for gaining points no one here uses~

July 15, 2014 5:49 p.m.

Scytec says... #37

What is that Femme_Fatale?

July 15, 2014 5:55 p.m.

Matsi883 says... #38

The card database.

July 15, 2014 5:57 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #39

I have a secret strategy~

There is also the suggestion abuser ... but that isn't really my secret.

July 15, 2014 5:58 p.m.

JakeHarlow says... #40

Is that like a super points cash cow?

July 15, 2014 5:59 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #41

Damn it Matsi883!

cracks my whip

Get over here!

July 15, 2014 5:59 p.m.

Scytec says... #42

The card database??

July 15, 2014 6:04 p.m.

Femme_Fatale says... #43

Only when some admin accepts the submissions. I don't have admin status for cards. YET.

July 15, 2014 6:04 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #44

I actually don't check the boxes of the cards I suggest. I dunno, it seems... tacky. Or some other adjective.

July 15, 2014 6:06 p.m.

megawurmple says... #45

No GoldGhost012! You must spam suggestions in order to improve rank. Rank is the only thing that matters.

July 15, 2014 6:38 p.m.

GoldGhost012 says... #46

I used to have it so that I had exactly 1 good card suggestion. It was perfect. Then one day I noticed I had acquired another. I was greatly saddened.

July 15, 2014 6:44 p.m.

gnarlicide says... #47

Lol... I guess I MAY be "the one".

July 15, 2014 6:59 p.m.

Dalektable says... #48

I'm content with top 100...I've stayed in the sixties for awhile now.

July 15, 2014 7:05 p.m.

Cobthecobbler says... #49

I've been hovering around 72-75 for a while now. I'm so inactive lately I have no idea how I've kept that rank. I guess my morning rituals of sacrificing goat tokens really pays off.

July 16, 2014 12:43 p.m.

TheGamer says... #50

You guys are really cruel to goat tokens... A top 8 deck at GP Chicago ran Trading Post you know...

July 16, 2014 12:46 p.m.

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