kyuuri117: "So, i'm not sure if this is common knowledge or not but i found out yesterday, from an xray image posted to imgur, that penguins have knees. Like, they have knee bones inside their body or fluff or whatever the hell makes up a penguin." tyforthevenom: "actually Ohthenoises i took my blue tron list from you i then took out all the blue" Boza: "Act on Impulse is 2 mana cheaper than pshychos talking with inanimate lava. It is still not used in Storm." Epochalyptik: "Blueless control? I don't understand why you would do that. That's like saying you're going to buy sugar-free Oreos." fluffybunnypants: "This thread is basically just a colossal clusterfuck of things that make you go 'wtf?'" VampireArmy: "Dude fuck people. I may as well debate my cat for how useful it is on this site." Dekordius:"Kitten huffing intensifies." ThisIsBullshit: "Kitten huffing? The fuck" xzzane casts a Turn One Inquisition of Kozilek against Ryotenchi and selects Loxodon Smiter in Game Three of their Modern T/O League match. quesobueno123 "Wow, my face will hold the answers! Thank you, you philosophical man-god." Dekordius "Or a baby. You can't drop babies either. Learned that one the hard way." DERPLINGSUPREME: "anyone WITH uncles? also, of course you have uncles. they're probably just dead." GoldGhost012: "We have entered the realm of fanservice and anime. There is no saving our souls any longer." elpokitolama: "This thread is the reason why the Eldrazis wanted so hard to flee from the Blind Eternities." vampirelazarus: "BUT THATS NOT ALL! We'll ALSO INCLUDE THIS SET OF KNIVES!@!!!!(U@#(!!!!@#(*!@#$ WOWWEEE" Runlue: "Wait, there are TWO quote walls!?" fluffybunnypants: "Scotch is liquid magic" 6tennis: "So, reading Canadian's quote wall or whatever, came across the last one, and thought of how amazing it would be to have liquid Magic cards. Like, for real. Just buy a bottle of cards. This should actually be a thing." tyforthevenom: "Force of will is a bad card that people are forced to play coz turn 1 combo is a thing" fluffybunnypants: "Your understanding of Eternal formats needs more understanding." Epochalyptik: " 'FOW is bad' Pleb detected". Epochalyptik: "This isn't tumblr." Epochalyptik "People wouldn't be getting your goats if you had remembered to sacrifice them to me." DERPLINGSUPREME: "I think there should just be a new way of measuring temperatures. 1)really cold 2) pretty cold 3)cold 3.5 chilly 4)mild 4.5) warm 5)hot 6)pretty hot 7) hellfire" user:Redzebra: "I guess my real beef is with capitalism then." Mogis_Mtg: "You know whats great. Minotaurs. They're like giant angry cows. Everyone loves giant angry cows." Epochalyptik: "There are very few women at liberty to tell me to shut my dirty whore mouth. You aren't one of them. Back to the fields, pleb." fluffybunnypants: "How does it feel to have your mind so far in the gutter than no one else gets it?" Coinman1863: "Go to Canada, no one hates them and they have a National Maple Syrup Reserve to regulate prices, it holds about 12,200 tonnes of syrup total. Who can go wrong with that much Syrup under their belt?" CanadianShinobi: "Welcome to unbanning season! Where stupidity flourishes and madness is everywhere!" FAMOUSWATERMELON: "Tonight's going to be a long night kids, full of thread porn and salt. And they don't always come separated..." GearNoir: "Choo-choo...derail train. I prefer to play EDH like a 100 card game of War, highest mana cost wins the hand." CanadianShinobi: "Fear not. I live. I just occasionally take time off to reduce the urge to strangle the ignorant." DrFunk27: "But....but....counterspells interact great with creatures. It's like your killing them before they are alive. OMG, it's almost like abortion. You're aborting creatures with your counterspell." VampireArmy: "As a white man, I'm pretty sure I'm banned from tumblr." user:scrotality: "My theory: the Angels and Demons mate, creating Kithkins."