This? Oh, it's my wife-beating counter. Yeah, I use it to keep track of how many times I beat my wife. Coincidentally, my current life total happens to be at the same number. Get out of here, just get the fuck out of here.

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MTG Decks

Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile

Commander / EDH Tugboat

172 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

Greven Away, Greven Away, Greven Away Now

Commander / EDH Tugboat

112 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

Taigam the Walrus, Goo Goo G'joob

Commander / EDH Tugboat

SCORE: 1 | 177 VIEWS | IN 2 FOLDERS

Nekusuck my Grixis

Commander / EDH Tugboat

SCORE: 4 | 1284 VIEWS | IN 3 FOLDERS

Yuriko Suave

Commander / EDH Tugboat

71 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

Kaalia Me Maybe

Commander / EDH Tugboat

SCORE: 3 | 1 COMMENT | 967 VIEWS | IN 2 FOLDERS

A Teysa Honey, Tasting Much Sweeter than Wine

Commander / EDH Tugboat

131 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

I'm in Love with the Etherium Shape of You

Commander / EDH* Tugboat

284 VIEWS | IN 1 FOLDER

Finished Decks 35
Prototype Decks 8
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Favorite formats Commander / EDH
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