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Vorin, Nature's Defender
Legendary Creature - Troll Shaman Druid
Vigilance
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Vorin gains indestructible until end of turn.
When Vorin dies, create a number of 0/1 green Plant creature tokens equal to his power plus his toughness.
8/8
I enjoy how you can give him indo on a stick with lands such as Evolving Wilds, lol.
I could reasonably see Elesh Norn as Human and Jin as a Naga or something serpent like.
I haven't the slightest idea for Shelly.
Atraxa is obvs an Angle.
Repeat or wild, whichever.
March 24, 2025 1:59 a.m. Edited.
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#3
Poison Blade
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and gains haste and toxic 1.
Equip - Pay 5 life
Sat for nearly 4 days
Take any of the Phyrexian Praetors and show us what they were like prior to their corruption.
For example, Urabrask may have been a Vashino, or Atraxa was an Angle.
March 23, 2025 8:01 p.m.
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#4
So, like I'm confused. Are you wanting a MTG card for your game? Or like, a card for your game using MTG format? Or like... A card for your game that isn't MTG related at all? One of your cards "turned into" MTG? Or..?
March 23, 2025 1:43 a.m. Edited.
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#5
The Great Wall of Sentia
Legendary Artifact Creature - Elder Wall
Reach, defender
Your deck may contain any number of cards named The Great Wall of Sentia.
The legend rule does not apply to The Great Wall of Sentia.
The Great Wall of Sentia get +0/+2 for each creature you control named The Great Wall of Sentia.
For thousands of years it stood, against hundreds of battles, spanning dozens of nations.
2/4
Idk lol
Wild
March 18, 2025 12:07 p.m.
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#6
Odric, Fighting Hunger
Legendary Creature - Human Vampire Soldier
Vigilance, haste
Ward - Pay life equal to his power
Whenever Odric deals combat damage, you lose that much life.
+1/+1 counters may only be put on Odric by him dealing combat damage.
Whenever Odric deals combat damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on him.
Remove ten +1/+1 counters: Transform Odric.
3/6
Odric, Fighting Demons
Legendary Creature - Human Soldier
Deathtouch, double strike, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, vigilance.
After investigating the massacre of New Hanweir Meld, Elspeth tracked down the entity who's insatiable hunger knew no mortal bounds. What she found wasn't a monster, but a man trapped within...
2/2
So he deals 3 damage, you lose 3 life and he gets 3x +1/+1 counters.
He's now a 6/9
He deals 6, you lose 6 (total of 9), and he gets 6x +1/+1 counters
He's now a 12/15
He deals 12, you lose 12 (total of 21) and he gets 12x +1/+1 counters
He's now a 24/27
He has 21x +1/+1 counters. You remove 10.
He transforms as a 2/2 but he has 11x +1/+1 counters remaining. He is a 13/13
He swings, with double strike, Landing 26 damage and gaining you back 26 life, putting you 5 ahead of what you've lost.
If he was unblocked not blocked insufficiently, that's lethal commander damage
- I love how this design means you've lost 21 life to your own commander. You won't die from commander damage because it wasn't combat it was life loss, but I do love that hidden value. And at 21 lost life, if he connects just one more time you die to his insatiable hunger which I also love. Not to mention the harmony of a 3/3/3 and a 6/6/6 for Innistrad, followed by a 13/13 creature.
I had "Human" added to his typeline to show that deep down inside and within him, somewhere, is the essence of Humanity fighting to break free.
Continue with Innistrad 4
March 17, 2025 11:55 a.m. Edited.
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#7
Sarkhan, The Dragon Tempest
Legendary Planeswalker - Sarkhan
During your turn, Sarkhan is a 5/5 red dragon creature with flying. Combat damage during your turn doesn't remove loyalty.
+2 Target dragon you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn.
-3 The next dragon spell you cast this turn costs less.
-10 Draw ten cards and add . Copy each dragon spell you cast until end of turn. They enter as tokens.
5
Wild
March 16, 2025 7:58 p.m.
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#8
The Defiant One
Legendary Creature - Sliver
Slivers you control have defender.
Whenever a nontoken Sliver you control enters the battlefield, flip three coins. For each heads, create a token copy of it. For each tails, sacrifice a Sliver.
Refusing to leave it's brood, this Queen amassed a gestation of millions without anyone realizing the horror that would unleash upon her demise...
10/10
Yeah we're gonna need a Sliver Planeswalker now. Remember, all legendary Sliver are WUBRG in casting.
March 16, 2025 1:56 p.m.
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#9
So it does "technically fit", except MTG Design doesn't allow a 5th field so the static is put into the +2 due to formatting limitations.
Artwork is from Polygoyf because I couldn't find anything better. But it's not suitable for Planeswalker artwork so shrug?
See above for the challenge
March 16, 2025 11:26 a.m.
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Layline Conduit
Artifact - Equipment
If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield.
Equip Land: and tap the land being equipped
Equipped land has ": Add ."
I wasn't sure if 0 cost meant MV or equip. This way it functionally becomes both with the autoplay
Scroll up for my last challenge. I believe in you. You've got this.
March 16, 2025 2:52 a.m.
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#11
Overcome with Frenzy
Enchantment
All creatures have haste and attack at random if able.
Vraska, Jace, Tyvar and the rest of The Outlaws needed a distraction. Angrath usually doesn't smile. But now? Now he was grinning.
Pillowfort is defined as making it so costly or difficult to attack you that nobody does.
Part of disrupting combat in a red manner is taking away choice.
So, for mono-red, I feel this is sufficient.
Let's see a brand new Mardu Planeswalker with four loyalty abilities
OR
Three loyalty abilities and a nice powerful static ability.
March 16, 2025 2:41 a.m. Edited.
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#12
I just rolled 9d6 for fun.
1, 2, 2, 3, 3, 3, 4, 4 & 5
So 1 Thopter, 2 Toys, a total of 10 Food which can get me 1 card & 2 Plants
:3
March 15, 2025 10:02 a.m.
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If this isn't my most upvoted card, idk what I'm doing anymore lol
In the spirit of festivities, make anything for a holiday or party you enjoy
March 15, 2025 9:24 a.m. Edited.
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Monolith Golem
Artifact Creature - Golem
As long as Monolith Golem is the only creature you control, it has hexproof and indestructible.
6/6
Wild
Storm passed btw. Was bad enough that it knocked out power at a hospital I drove past on my way home from work.
March 15, 2025 2:32 a.m.
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Enemy of my Enemy
Enchantment
As Enemy of my Enemy enters the battlefield, choose two target opponents.
Those opponents can only attack each other.
Going to dox myself a little bit here.
I live in Illinois.
We are on a sever tornado watch for like half of the state right now.
Make me a legendary tornado elemental that isn't just Cyclonic Rift on a stick
March 14, 2025 10:06 p.m.
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#16
I see decadence and peace counters, but no mention of what peace counters are used for?
March 14, 2025 7:44 p.m.
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#17
Mutually Exclusive Destruction
Sorcery
Destroy all permanents.
Any player, in turn order, may sacrifice half of their permanents rounded up to counter this spell.
Peace was never an option... Although to be fair it was never NOT an option, but it was definitely never an option...
That's about as peaceful as I am willing to go for Rakdos so let's repeat and see what else y'all've got.
- y'all've
That's that Midwest for ya
- that's that
- ya
Listen here son, lmao
March 14, 2025 7:17 p.m. Edited.
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#18
Legendary Creature - Angel Warrior
Flying
Protection from blue, black and red.
Whenever Shalai attacks, she gets +1/+1 if defending player controls a blue permanent, +1/+1 if they control a black permanent and +1/+1 if they control a red permanent. These last until end of turn.
, , exile Shalai: Exile all nonland permanents you don't control and end the turn.
4/4
That was a fun challenge!
But I wanna see what else someone's got because Selesnya wanting revenge is an awesome idea!
Doesn't have to be an Angel. Just a Selesnya revenge card.
March 14, 2025 5:59 p.m.
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#19
Laquyn of the Silver Lotus
Legendary Creature - Efreet Shaman Druid
The first creature spell you cast each turn has cascade. As you cascade, you may choose to play the first land you reveal as an additional land play for this turn rather than cast a spell.
3/4
Terramok, Guardian of the Gardens
Legendary Creature - Spirit Dragon
Flying
You may play two additional lands per turn. These lands enter tapped.
Whenever you play a land, draw a card.
Creature spells you cast have convoke.
5/6
Tell me that doesn't look like an absolute blast to play? Yes if you're keeping track, both on board is 4 land drops per turn.
Your normal one, cascading into one, and playing an additional 2. That's 4 lands, per turn.
Repeat. We have Bant, Esper and Jund left.
March 14, 2025 1:32 a.m. Edited.
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#20
Sat just about 24 hours. I'd have attempted it sooner as I love a good challenge, but work was insane.
Employee severed their fingers by reaching beyond a safety guard and reached into an actively running machine. Lol. Anyway, now we have a surprise OSHA visit. Hooray!
Aminatou's Will
Legendary Sorcery
Until the beginning of your next upkeep, exile target opponent. Continue to play the game as though they and their boardstate do not exist. The same applies for any cards in all of their zones, including emblems. Return all cards to their appropriate zones and in the conditions they were left in prior to the opponent being exiled (They return tapped or untapped, marked with counters, face up or down, in the same zones, etc).
If you would leave the game before they return, they return at the beginning of the next players upkeep in turn-order.
If an opponent would become exiled and it is only them and you, you have not yet won the game. You continue your turn as normal.
I feel that is enough, and any further explanation can be done via rules text on Gatherer when the card is printed. That might also be actually printable, albeit with incredibly small text.
Be forewarned though, technically speaking when your opponent returns they will have everything re-enter the battlefield. So if they have something like Impact Tremors and 30 Goblin tokens, that's gonna hurt a lot...
Make a legendary Assembly-Worker.
It must be Boros at minimum. Feel free to add more colors as you see fit.
March 12, 2025 3:15 a.m.
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#1Tarkir: Dragonstorm Show
So the new card for Sarkhan, Dragon Ascendant really pisses me off because a Druid is a mage who practices plant based magic, and a shaman is a mage who practices animal based (as well as ancestral) magic. Means they typed him incorrectly.
Also he failed in his mission to become a Dragon God so that's what I'll be making.
I have a sneaky suspension he will assist Bolas in his escape from The Meditation Realm but you'll have to read the story for that one ;)
But TLDR Sarkhan wanted to become a Dragon God and wanted to convert the multiverse into one realm for the Dragons. I could see him aligning with Bolas to make that happen.
Sarkhan, Draconic Bloodline
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman Warrior
Haste
Whenever Sarkhan attacks, you may put a non-legendary dragon from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking the same player or permanent. Sacrifice it at the end of combat.
Sacrifice a legendary Dragon, : Transform Sarkhan.
4/4
Sarkhan, Dragon God
Legendary Creature - Dragon God
Sarkhan, Dragon God is all colors
Flying, vigilance, haste
Sarkhan has each keyword ability among Dragons you control. If an ability has a cost associated with it such as ward, use the highest value among similar ward costs, and combine different ward costs.
Whenever Sarkhan attacks, reveal a Dragon card you own from any zone and put it onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. If it's not legendary, make a token copy of it as it enters. Shuffle your library if you searched it.
8/7
This means if you have Atarka, World Render he has trample. Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon gives him infect. Archive Dragon gives him ward . Dromoka, the Eternal gives him bolster 2.
As for Ward, let's say you have a Ward from Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm, Ward from Iymrith, Desert Doom and let's assume there's an Aura that says something like "Ward - Pay 4 life"
He would have the higher as well as pay 4 life in order to target.
Bleh I feel better and have 1 minute before I clock back in for lunch so..
Wild!!
Or, actually you know what?
If you have a card that annoys you that you wish was "better" or "different" or "lore accurate", make it.
Only caveat is you can't just make it cost less mana. That's cheating.
March 24, 2025 7:23 p.m. Edited.