Captain Falcon

Legendary Creature - Human Bounty Hunter

First Strike, Protection from Black

Falcon Punch!- Whenever ~ deals damage, draw that many cards.

2/3

Create a Castlevania related card

No.

Instant

Counter target non-creature spell. If a spell is countered this way, put that card on the bottom of its owners library.

Repeat

Thrun, Allergic To Death

Legendary Creature - Zombie Troll

~ can’t be countered.

Ward , Trample

Threshold - ~ gets +x/+x where x is the number of cards in all graveyards

2/2

Create a card that uses the flavor text “we probably should not have eaten those”

Righteous Justice

Instant

Split Second

Counter target black, blue, or red instant spell. If a spell is countered in this way, that spell’s controller can’t cast additional spells this turn.

This has gone far enough!

Create a super complicated spell that is a buzz kill and would cause groans and sighs in a commander game

Blessed Sickness

Phyrexian Enchantment

If you have ten or more poison counters, you win the game.

I can’t make it in today. I have ten or more poison counters

Make a card with a mechanic similar to city’s blessing but doesn’t use permanents

Proliferating Pandemic

Enchantment - Phyrexian

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a plague counter on ~.

All creatures get -x/-x where x is the number of plague counters on ~.

Repeat challenge

Wild Cards

Enchantment

All cards are every card type at all times.

…and chaos ensued

Create another one of those wacky red game breaking enchantments

@seshiro_of_the_orochi: I still don’t know what the Fox said

Key to the Dragon’s Maze

Legendary Artifact

,, exile ~: Players play a Magic subgame starting at 5 life and using their libraries as their decks. The winner may choose up to two cards he or she owns from outside the game from the Dragon’s Maze expansion and put those cards into his or her hand, then shuffles their library.

Create another card that utilizes a specific expansion