Skinny, Super Skinny..Crazy Skinny. Then don't judge me. I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennesse walking horse that was looking at me funny. If you want, I can teach you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite. Bureaucrats, like mobs, don't respond to reason. The world's going to Hell in a handbasket. I blame the media blamers. So by now your name and particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, mainframe and supermarket scanner that collectively make up the global information conspiracy, otherwise known as "The Beast."...sounds like helicopters. UN helicopters. Boil up some Mountain Dew; it's gonna be a long night.

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